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AlphaStargazer t1_j9myvaq wrote
Reply to comment by Mantonythe1st in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Thanks lol. I legit only know how slow Explorer works bc of memes, so I just went with it hoping other people would understand 🤣
orangemisfit1 t1_j9my9zk wrote
Reply to My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
This made boomers poop their pants with laughter
understandingthis1 t1_j9mxwsk wrote
Can’t you piss on a grave even if he was murdered
Healthy-Transition27 t1_j9mxpgf wrote
Reply to comment by aleksnarva in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
I’m Russian as well, and I am going to get totally wasted for a week celebrating such an amazing event.
RestaurantEsq t1_j9mx4dj wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Your jaundiced mama
RestaurantEsq t1_j9mwgrt wrote
Clam bake
gonnagetu t1_j9mvytp wrote
Why not do both?
BlackVirusXD3 t1_j9mv88j wrote
Reply to comment by aleksnarva in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Dunno if that will happen considering that you just wrote it
alltheragepage t1_j9mugzb wrote
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny
Alex_55555 t1_j9mtkrw wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Masterpiece!… I think you’ll never top this one. Please, stop posting here…
SlayingtheJabberwock t1_j9mthjt wrote
Reply to comment by iloveradiohead225 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Duh
robpaul2040 t1_j9mtfrm wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Joke's on you.
They all float. Down. Here.
Mantonythe1st t1_j9msb3g wrote
Reply to comment by AlphaStargazer in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
I love this phrase and I'm totally STEALING IT
thebarberbenj t1_j9mrfes wrote
Reply to comment by Chillrude in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Privyet
thebarberbenj t1_j9mre12 wrote
Reply to comment by Chillrude in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Da
clandestiningly t1_j9mrbee wrote
Reply to comment by Bilberry12 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Epstein killed himself too
Harsimaja t1_j9mqaxi wrote
Unfortunately, at least per the likes of Levada and other dissidents who do research into this sort of thing, somewhat over half of Russians fo seem to be generally brainwashed fans of his.
Gone_Fission t1_j9mpycq wrote
Reply to comment by iloveradiohead225 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Crusty jugglers
Genesis111112 t1_j9mn8rb wrote
Reply to comment by Bilberry12 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
after two bullets behind the ear. toxicology says there was traces of polonium tea in their system. obvious suicide. file stamped not suspicious.
mours_lours t1_j9mn65m wrote
biffbobfred t1_j9mm9s6 wrote
Reply to comment by totpoter in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
I’m saying this with no snark, considering how many people who don’t like him “accidentally” fall out of windows or end up poisoned in prison how is it that low?
kaldrein t1_j9mm8fk wrote
Reply to comment by MeMar187 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Meh pointless. They are a russian sympathizer at best. 🤷‍♂️ Not much you can do to help someone that morally bankrupt.
djstraylight t1_j9mlawq wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
I would have also taken 'Big Bird tied to a schoolbus'
Odd_Room2811 t1_j9mk92u wrote
Meanwhile the paper the advisor was holding said 100% wanted to kill him and 100% wanted to piss on his grave and 100% wouldn’t miss him
SnooCheesecakes4577 t1_j9mz5to wrote
Reply to What do you call a stoned burn victim with a yeast infection? by PerspectiveEvening99
I questioned whether this was actually a possible scenario. TIL
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-78387-y#:~:text=Abstract,may%20lead%20to%20invasive%20candidiasis.