Recent comments in /f/Jokes
MeMar187 t1_j9mid49 wrote
Reply to comment by MeMar187 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
I don’t know I’m seriously asking
MeMar187 t1_j9miauw wrote
Reply to comment by totpoter in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Yeah, but if they say they don’t like him don’t they take a cyanide nap
EmploymentLate t1_j9mhxom wrote
Reply to comment by EmphasisCheap8611 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
And of course, all of this are eye witness reports because the body was never found, maybe he just wanted to leave.
Firewing435 OP t1_j9mhtcj wrote
Reply to comment by ThePowerOfStories in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
This is the Original Joke
broken_neck_broken t1_j9mhkq1 wrote
Reply to comment by iloveradiohead225 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
RIP u/iloveradiohead225, can't believe he stabbed himself 17 times in the back and stuffed himself in a suitcase after he died tomorrow.
doseus t1_j9mhf4u wrote
Heat rising
an_argentine_dude t1_j9mhazp wrote
Reply to comment by mehfff in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
BAYONET CHARGE!
ballrus_walsack t1_j9mgd6r wrote
Reply to comment by Yankee_47 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Brah
Trackie_G_Horn t1_j9mgct7 wrote
Reply to comment by USMCWrangler in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Bam! Bam! It was so really real
the--larch t1_j9mgchz wrote
Dry_Departure_5692 t1_j9mfypi wrote
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9mfvcf wrote
Reply to comment by Scoob1978 in What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Be careful your gonna break the internet.
Scoob1978 t1_j9mffql wrote
Reply to comment by Agile-Essay-4050 in What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
A giraffe is orange
totpoter t1_j9mcx2m wrote
Really bad "joke", especially when considering he's got an 82% approval rate unlike Western leaders... :')
Chenksoner OP t1_j9mciaq wrote
Reply to comment by WhooshDatJoosh in I asked my wife if she wanted to go on anall inclusive vacation. by Chenksoner
Did he? If so I am disappointed in myself.
Retrofraction t1_j9mc787 wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Jyrate
malkebulan t1_j9mc1ur wrote
Reply to comment by Schlabby in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
DYAC
malkebulan t1_j9mbz8f wrote
Reply to comment by Bat-Honest in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
So VladiPu still has 18% of the population to intimidate?
WhooshDatJoosh t1_j9mbqgu wrote
Didn't Lois's dad say that
[deleted] t1_j9mbo23 wrote
Reply to comment by Eazy-life11 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
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Eickheister t1_j9maxf2 wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
An excavator...
And he also can't swim, since he's only got one arm!
Eazy-life11 t1_j9m8wlz wrote
I get the whole Putin is bad and all but that is so unfunny it doesn’t even really make sense.
CoupDeRomance t1_j9m8kr9 wrote
Haaaah haaaa ha 😐
Michael-T-B-1969 t1_j9m7wq8 wrote
Reply to 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
Worst joke everyone
Zachthing t1_j9mipda wrote
Reply to comment by thankyou3000 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
I told you to fuck off