After he dosed himself with poison

And a bath filled with sulfuric acid.

3 times... Strange.

This comment section confirms that Reddit is the best of the social media's.

What I noticed was that right after guy 1 wished to be married to the most beautiful girl, guy 2 wished for all the most beautiful women to be attracted to him.

So, logically, guy 1's new wife should immediately have left him for guy 2, or at least be tempted to

Other than that, great joke!

HAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHA

It's 50*2.

Banana

Your mum. That's why I insist on the paper bag and condom. Fool me once.

A man walks to a newsstand and purchases a paper from the vendor. He takes a look at the front page and angrily throws the paper in the trash.

The next day, the same thing. The man buys a paper, looks at the front page, and throws it in the trash disgustedly.

The third day, once again, the man buys a paper, sees the front page, and immediately throws the entire thing right into the garbage. The vendor stops the man and asks, "Sir, why do you keep throwing away newspapers without reading them?" The man replies, "I'm looking for an obituary." "But sir," the vendor says, "obituaries aren't on the front page."

"Trust me." The man says. "This one will be on the front page."

Is that 82% the published figure? Was it published before or after they actually polled anyone?

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Anyone else here a loud boom just now

This is twice as funny as when it was posted a few days ago with a week and 35 miles.

The ending I remember to that scenario involved being rescued by a boat and taken to the hospital.
Where he died of Shock.

Do similarities end there? They're both cooler than average body temperature They get wet when they're warmed up. They're both more useful when they're packed full and hard, though you can't (easily) build an igloo out of penises. They're both oddly satisfying to pack in to crevices. . . Someone want to take the baton and keep going here?

Yeah fuck these reactions great haiku man!! 1

Oh you didn't

Fell down 15 flights of stairs, went back up to do it right and accidentally fell out the window. Unfortunately, he died of Covid before he hit the ground.

I know I’m trolling the spelling Nazi.

I didn't find this funny. However, I appreciate it immensely. Fuck putin (yea that's right you're not even getting a capital letter putin). Slava Ukraini

Why didn't the pope kiss the asphalt when he landed in Scotland?

It was more than 8 years old.

There's medication you can take, and don't underestimate eating an ass.

And mein

Thanks very much! 11 years with an account, I’ve probably spent at least a full year of that on this website 😅