Recent comments in /f/Jokes
TheImperios t1_j9lmkce wrote
Reply to comment by thankyou3000 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Not everyone is willing to share their opinion when asked by a stranger. I have friends like this, at first when we started talking they seemed pretty Z-ish but when you got to know them they started spouting some proper BSB shit
And even many war supporters still have plenty of qualms with the government. Which is good, disgruntled nationalists will be temporary allies when the right time comes
Ain_denver t1_j9lljef wrote
And here I thought you meant anal vacation ..
lblis7icsquid t1_j9ll620 wrote
Reply to comment by iloveradiohead225 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
No he was going through some things and decided to end it
Bullen-Noxen t1_j9lht9x wrote
Reply to comment by Bilberry12 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Here is the twist, there are no windows on the 15th floor.
thankyou3000 t1_j9lhbyl wrote
Reply to comment by Zachthing in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
lmfao look into it and youd see i’m right. sorry it doesn’t fit your ideal narrative.
Zachthing t1_j9lgwl8 wrote
Reply to comment by thankyou3000 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Fuck off, troll.
roshogollaa t1_j9ldu84 wrote
This gave me aneurysm as I read it
jstormes t1_j9lddn9 wrote
Reply to comment by aardw0lf11 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
And pulled out all of his own fingernails.
pingassama t1_j9ldac5 wrote
Reply to comment by USMCWrangler in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
r/TheRealJoke
Wayne1946 t1_j9ld70r wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
A cowardly non swimmer.
Hefty-Purchase9213 t1_j9lbw3d wrote
Reply to comment by Snow_Wonder in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
No worries. If you travel eastwards from Russia, eventually you will reach Poland - after crossing two oceans or so...
MagicMLee t1_j9lbp4q wrote
Reply to comment by penny_whistle in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Happy glorious cake day!
OutOfMyDangMind t1_j9lanz8 wrote
Reply to comment by BHIngebretsen in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
To be named on the day that he dies! It will be a day of great celebration around the world.
Weird-Analysis5522 t1_j9laeqx wrote
Reply to comment by Clean_Internet in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Into a pack of starving dogs
Milnoc t1_j9laei7 wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
The Sweet Hereafter.
Snow_Wonder t1_j9la2ie wrote
Reply to comment by Hefty-Purchase9213 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
My bad!
TomoyoHoshijiro t1_j9l7zw3 wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
A can of yellow paint.
Outlaw_Trucker1977 OP t1_j9l7cyu wrote
Reply to comment by God-_-Slayer_ in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
Well the joke is set up in a way to make it seem like the rotating arm guy has the biggest secret. It's set up to seem like he knows something everyone else doesn't. But then at the end, when the big secret is supposed to be revealed, he reveals that he fucked up
Outlaw_Trucker1977 OP t1_j9l7004 wrote
Reply to comment by ConduckKing in 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
There's nothing to get. The guy fucked up.
crash866 t1_j9l4z1j wrote
Reply to comment by notowa in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
/r/angryupvote
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9l4rdf wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
A giraffe with no legs.
R3D3-1 t1_j9l4gdf wrote
Reply to comment by FPSCanarussia in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Tried reading the transcript of yesterdays speech on the Kreml website. It reads like a mixture of a nationalist fever dream ^("the west has been continously running destroy-Russia politics since the 19th century" - as if "the west" even has been a thing for that long), combined with passages that make me think "yes, that was actually fucked up Western politics" (e.g. war on terror, the way military interventions are accepted against governments considered evil and corrupt, etc., or how handling of public figures with pro-Russian opinions actually is in conflict with our own ideals of liberal democracy).
alexjaness t1_j9l3k5y wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
an Indonesian in 2004
Ovale_pannekoek t1_j9l3cks wrote
Reply to comment by USMCWrangler in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
>shot himself twice
Skill issue
nmxt t1_j9lml9b wrote
Reply to comment by aleksnarva in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Typical for Russians with a bar.