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Heavenly_Toast t1_j9ktu80 wrote
Reply to comment by Idontdanceever in What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Hol up-
Clean_Internet t1_j9ktnsg wrote
Reply to comment by TexWolf84 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
The safety rope kept him safely hung for a bit, but then snapped and he fell the next 14 stories
Bigleftbowski t1_j9kth0d wrote
Reply to comment by USMCWrangler in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Then jumped.
Heykidsitsme t1_j9ksdpi wrote
With you?
Idontdanceever t1_j9kscuu wrote
Reply to comment by XueShiLong in What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Can confirm
XueShiLong t1_j9krt5b wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
yes, kids drowning is hilarious /s
thankyou3000 t1_j9kqefc wrote
most russians i’ve seen are indifferent to the war or support it. contrary to what the west says there aren’t massive riots happening everywhere in russia it’s mostly business as usual.
Hot_Ratio_8439 t1_j9kppy2 wrote
Reply to comment by Useful_Efficiency645 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Legend
1Evander t1_j9knive wrote
Reply to comment by USMCWrangler in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
It was a woman haha
thebarberbenj t1_j9kn7i0 wrote
Reply to comment by UppityPotHead in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
In Russia they call that “Natural Causes”. Rasputin died by “misadventure”🤣
R3D3-1 t1_j9kmy0m wrote
Reply to comment by colonelc4 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
It is down voted. But leaving aside the interpretation as "hate", pretty much accurate apparently :/
Even recent Interviews shown in Western media at best show a wariness of the war, but rarely disagreement in the fundental idea of the politics.
Sure, there are anti-putin Russians. But increasingly I get the feeling that the idea that Russia will rise against it's government,or that there could be a coup from within privileged circles when wealth is at stake, looks like wishful thinking of us in the West. If Putin suddenly dies to a stroke, I don't think the politics would change fundamentally, though I suspect internal stability of the country would go to hell – which might end up being worse than the current situation for all of the world.
For Ukraine I've heard different things, ranging from a correspondent saying that pro-Russian sentiment in regions directly attacked by artillery is at most in the single-digit percents, to second-hand accounts of pro-Government Ukrainians frustrated that "half the village wants Putin to win" to a refugee teacher estimating at one-in-three pro-Russian sentiment.
Even among my own friends and aquantainces the sentiments range from volunteering for defense against Russia to sending mutual congratulations that Putin is finally acting last February. Sometimes within a family.
Complete mess.
Unpundone t1_j9klmbe wrote
Long walk for a short drink of water. 🙂
ElmarNagohat t1_j9kld51 wrote
Reply to comment by Bilberry12 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
from a 2 story building...
printf_hello_world t1_j9kkqde wrote
Reply to comment by colonelc4 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
There are plenty who want him removed one way or another, but not nearly so many people as we in the west would hope
FeedMeMoreOranges t1_j9kibwj wrote
Reply to comment by UppityPotHead in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Shoot himself in the back head two times, before throwing himself out the window.
shlongloveer t1_j9ki700 wrote
Reply to comment by colonelc4 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Yeah lmao western propaganda doesn’t really affect us here
TexWolf84 t1_j9kgrmv wrote
Reply to comment by Just--Stuff in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
But he did put a safety rope around his neck before he fell out of the window.
microgiant t1_j9kg15v wrote
"Also, you don't have an assistant. And you're not rich. Where do you think we are?"
[deleted] t1_j9kfr35 wrote
Reply to comment by colonelc4 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
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Dudeofthehill t1_j9kduhh wrote
Or shit on it
colonelc4 t1_j9kc3vr wrote
I don’t think any Russian wants him dead, on the contrary they all share the same hate for the west.
Own_Championship_775 t1_j9kbnut wrote
holy shit im effing impressed
clemclem3 t1_j9k7cyk wrote
Reply to comment by darktowerseeker in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
The Russian version is I wish you would gouge out one of my eyes
whyamihere999 t1_j9k4nvr wrote
Reply to comment by Azteh in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Write that in a form of a mathematical equation.
cloudswarm t1_j9ktudg wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
Neutral buoyancy turd.