Recent comments in /f/Jokes
infinit9 t1_j9k1wdr wrote
Reply to comment by Bilberry12 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
You mean later that day...
EmphasisCheap8611 t1_j9k1tm2 wrote
Reply to comment by Akbeardman in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
All the while he was on a healthy diet of polonium!
Azteh t1_j9k0cze wrote
Reply to comment by whyamihere999 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Fine two beatings of half to death so a beating equal to 75% to death if done one right after the other.
apd543 t1_j9jzttd wrote
Reply to My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Why is everyone giving firewing such a hard time over a typo 🤔.
ConduckKing t1_j9jziwp wrote
Reply to 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
I don't get it lmao
[deleted] t1_j9jyo4e wrote
Reply to comment by ravs1973 in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
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ReplyOk6720 t1_j9jyhtg wrote
Reply to comment by CouldntCareLess_07 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
So true
notkingkero t1_j9jwapx wrote
Reply to 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
This is one of my all time favourite jokes. 80% of people won't understand it, and you know the 20% who do, will be a lot of fun.
indykarter t1_j9jr0sk wrote
Reply to comment by crash866 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
I named my dog Shot. Love the looks when we are at the park and I am repeatedly yelling "Come Shot".
God-_-Slayer_ t1_j9jqet2 wrote
Reply to 3 men are granted 3 wishes by Outlaw_Trucker1977
What supposed to be the joke?
Not being mean.. just stupid i geuss
MindSnapN t1_j9jpkxq wrote
Reply to comment by mipish1 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
I've also heard the guy wishing for a 10 inch dong. And hers is 10x the size
gothicslut_cumaddict t1_j9jn8vd wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
Useless unless you stick it in 🤪
A_Beautiful_Brain t1_j9jn40e wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
The deeper the stab - the louder the scream
ImARealBoy0169 OP t1_j9jldrt wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Hey you know what people don't think about when they see a black peist? by ImARealBoy0169
Your the punchline, like when a priest rapes a little boy
SnarfbObo t1_j9jl91a wrote
Reply to comment by ImARealBoy0169 in Hey you know what people don't think about when they see a black peist? by ImARealBoy0169
on second thought i'm not going to give you the real punchline to that joke
new-perspectives t1_j9jl7ir wrote
Reply to comment by mipish1 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
I've also heard "scare me half to death" and "I'd like to donate a kidney"
ImARealBoy0169 OP t1_j9jl4ic wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Hey you know what people don't think about when they see a black peist? by ImARealBoy0169
Is it a little boy that got raped by a priest?
SnarfbObo t1_j9jl12f wrote
Reply to comment by ImARealBoy0169 in Hey you know what people don't think about when they see a black peist? by ImARealBoy0169
im disappointed at the lack of effort, it isn't even offensive
what's black and white and red all over?
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9jkyx6 wrote
Reply to My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
I told my doctor it hurts when I touch my leg, it hurts when I touch my arm, it hurts when I touch my face. What could it be, I ask.
Hmm. She says. You've got a broken finger.
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9jkuow wrote
Reply to comment by RedditVince in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
You could just walk us through it...
RedditVince t1_j9jk8rn wrote
Reply to My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
That's kind of a short version of his joke.
I am shitty at jokes so I won't try to flesh it out.
ImARealBoy0169 OP t1_j9jk6vm wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Hey you know what people don't think about when they see a black peist? by ImARealBoy0169
Why you mad it's just a joke not like I'm a priest that raped a little boy
SnarfbObo t1_j9jk1kj wrote
Reply to comment by ImARealBoy0169 in Hey you know what people don't think about when they see a black peist? by ImARealBoy0169
beter, eh?
sure bud
ImARealBoy0169 OP t1_j9jjtia wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Hey you know what people don't think about when they see a black peist? by ImARealBoy0169
I beter watch out for catholic priests then
notowa t1_j9k2s39 wrote
Reply to comment by crash866 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
I ran over 5 miles today