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Firewing435 OP t1_j9igs2r wrote
Reply to comment by slamdanceswithwolves in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Its commonplace for me to not use Apostrophes but as in Typing on a cellphone screen typos Happen alot but i dont always catch every single one such as in when its supposed to be in
PhilMacPowerWasTaken t1_j9igmpz wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
"Don't bring a penis to a gun fight " Joe Biden ~1945
Firewing435 OP t1_j9iglzg wrote
Reply to comment by BlurryBigfoot74 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
That should've been the Very First comment
slamdanceswithwolves t1_j9igl7p wrote
Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
So punctuation errors are off limits but spelling suggestions are welcome? Forgive me, I’m just getting up to speed.
BlurryBigfoot74 t1_j9igjo5 wrote
Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
I was trying to tell you dude.
My lizard brain punches me in the face when I see the wrong word and I just can't let it go. Sorry.
Firewing435 OP t1_j9igf6t wrote
Reply to comment by slamdanceswithwolves in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
I thought they were complaining about me saying Dont instead of Don't. I didnt realize i typed in by mistake instead of im
Plastic_Bullfrog9029 t1_j9igf4c wrote
Reply to comment by Comfortable-Mood-451 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Tool.
slamdanceswithwolves t1_j9igafv wrote
Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Wait, now you want us to point out your typos? Pick a lane.
USMCWrangler t1_j9ig8b6 wrote
Reply to comment by Bilberry12 in Putin: How much of the Russian population want to kill me? by FPSCanarussia
Not true. Suicide. He shot himself twice in the head.
[deleted] t1_j9ig4yr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
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Firewing435 OP t1_j9ifzac wrote
Reply to comment by BlurryBigfoot74 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
🤦 somebody could have pointed that out from the fucking start. I dont always notice my typos
slamdanceswithwolves t1_j9ifyu9 wrote
Reply to comment by erikwalnut in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Probably not the “in” instead of “I’m” part
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j9ifyln wrote
Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Ought to whisper that softly to me again
Bilberry12 t1_j9ifv47 wrote
And the next day that advisor mysteriously fell from a 15th story window
BlurryBigfoot74 t1_j9ifua4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
N and M are totally different letters here on earth.
theastallings t1_j9ifogn wrote
Reply to comment by PoopIsAlwaysSunny in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
I don‘t get this one. At first I thought he was saying more money when he saw the improvement in his pants and the money that would bring. I just can’t make it work.
[deleted] t1_j9ifmac wrote
Reply to comment by BlurryBigfoot74 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
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BlurryBigfoot74 t1_j9ifgaz wrote
Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
That's not punctuation. That's an entirely different word that makes no sense.
Firewing435 OP t1_j9if8c1 wrote
Reply to comment by Lem0n_Lem0n in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Go Huff Helium
calabria35 t1_j9if77q wrote
Reply to What do you call a transgender James Bond? by Steam20
Your triggering me. 🤣
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j9if5nx wrote
Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Yay.. keep drinking oxygen..
Chavaon t1_j9iesao wrote
Reply to comment by MonkeyTesticleJuice in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
You never want to bring a dick blade to a crotch gun fight kid.
Firewing435 OP t1_j9ieltz wrote
Reply to comment by Imaginary-Air27 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Meh. Dont really care for Proper Punctuation.
RussiaIsBestGreen t1_j9iejix wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
I experienced this profoundly stupid… thing… a few times as a kid.
“What are the colors of the US flag?”
“Red, white, and blue.”
“And isn’t a color! Gotcha!”
slamdanceswithwolves t1_j9igunj wrote
Reply to comment by Firewing435 in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
Fascinating.