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mshumor t1_j9i2dau wrote
Reply to comment by Avversariocasuale in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Same lol
Core1989 t1_j9i263r wrote
Reply to What do you call a transgender James Bond? by Steam20
James bond prefers the babies from his lovers similar to his martinis...Shaken, not stirred.
Fantastic_Fox4948 t1_j9i0z36 wrote
Reply to comment by MonkeyTesticleJuice in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
So…like a dance fight, but even somehow more gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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AirbagOff t1_j9hzxfc wrote
Reply to What do you call a transgender James Bond? by Steam20
If it’s MtF surgery, then it’s Pussy Galore.
runtimemess t1_j9hzhsx wrote
Reply to comment by Stedzz in What do you call a transgender James Bond? by Steam20
It’s actually a really good joke lol
Avversariocasuale t1_j9hzg8n wrote
I'm dumb. Someone explain ?
Stedzz t1_j9hyjmn wrote
Reply to What do you call a transgender James Bond? by Steam20
For those who don't get it. It's a play on the movie "Octopussy".
noisypeach t1_j9hyhc5 wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
A knife is like a penis...
It's a fucking weapon
AlphaStargazer t1_j9hyb2o wrote
Reply to comment by Improv13 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Oooooof
Took me a sec lol
OutsideScaresMe t1_j9hy9c7 wrote
Reply to What do you call a transgender James Bond? by Steam20
Anyone else confused asf
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DanTacoWizard t1_j9hxo01 wrote
Reply to What do you call a transgender James Bond? by Steam20
I don’t get it. Is this a wordplay with 007?
drion4 t1_j9hxkim wrote
Poor Ukraine did not deserve this.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j9hwpyv wrote
Reply to comment by Technical_Ad_2013 in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Irish phonemes do not count!
Entire-Elevator-1388 t1_j9hwepc wrote
youwantmetofixthat t1_j9htuip wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
True today, but lets see if Belarus is still a sovereign country in a couple of years!
Kcnflman t1_j9hswx6 wrote
Reply to comment by ravs1973 in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
That ain’t no knife
Hurtkopain t1_j9hrzl6 wrote
Reply to comment by diveguy1 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Beaverade
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Hurtkopain t1_j9hrx0h wrote
Reply to comment by xheLeMx in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Beaver Rage
AveryJuanZacritic t1_j9hrozu wrote
Reply to comment by TheWalkingMan42 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Ok then. I wish for a thousand genies.
bubbaspock t1_j9hrjn8 wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
The hammer is my penis.
gin_and_toxic t1_j9hr2b2 wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
But don't bring a penis to a gun fight
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Reply to comment by Avversariocasuale in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
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