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[deleted] t1_j9hq4cw wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
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I-eat-children-yum t1_j9hq2di wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
I was thinking because it could send someone to prison, but that works too i guess.
NewsJunkie4321 t1_j9hp2uu wrote
Reply to comment by p17s82 in A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
Bad manners, but impressive
0Escape t1_j9hp089 wrote
Reply to comment by Apr-s89 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Mongolians come from East from china. They would have to cross through Russia killing and pillaging. After finishing Poland they would cross through Russia a second time going home. So if they came to Poland three times, they crossed through Russia six times.
So he basically saying I wouldn't mind hurting my own country if I hurt Russia twice as much.
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steelthyshovel73 t1_j9hl7g8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
#polackgang
therobshow t1_j9hkk8a wrote
Reply to comment by OffxcxallyEli in A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
Yes
KnightGlyder t1_j9hilea wrote
Reply to comment by ravs1973 in A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
r/InAnAlternateUniverse
Fingersmeller t1_j9hhmdt wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
So, you are saying you have a small penis? Noted.
OffxcxallyEli t1_j9hh683 wrote
Reply to comment by therobshow in A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
A penis..??? Or a knifeā¦.?
OffxcxallyEli t1_j9hh3qk wrote
Reply to comment by SKRYMr in A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
Wowā¦.
EsUnTiro t1_j9hga0r wrote
Reply to comment by mehfff in A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
bayonuts
EsUnTiro t1_j9hfywg wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
āAhh got myself! šā
Old timer ass joke
Nonskew2 t1_j9hft9l wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
And how deep it can penetrate
Waitsfornoone t1_j9hezzi wrote
You had me at polish - I thought the guy was going to polish the magic lamp and have wonderful things happen.
noahmicah7 t1_j9hda0r wrote
Reply to comment by MonkeyTesticleJuice in A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
Username checks out
shilohflys t1_j9hch2m wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
When you dagger that deek
Technical_Ad_2013 t1_j9hbnj3 wrote
Reply to comment by EvilRedRobot in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
And my aunty Siobhan
CurtisLinithicum t1_j9hbg7t wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
It looks scary and it can kill you if someone sticks it in you, but a good hard lateral yank will snap it.
Prestigious-Mention5 t1_j9hafkg wrote
Reply to Itās a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Floridaā¦ by Sapphire580
Wait till you find out that FSU had the drink before UF didā¦
F1eshWound t1_j9h96x0 wrote
Reply to comment by JksG_5 in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
you're not Dutch are you?
F1eshWound t1_j9h94sg wrote
fish-jump t1_j9h79es wrote
CCTreghan t1_j9h6z3k wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Sure, sure... Nods slowly
What is a word that starts with w and ends with t.
yuckfoubakayaroo t1_j9hqqta wrote
Reply to comment by ravs1973 in A knife is like a penisā¦ by mach16lt
Holy shitš¤£