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Reply to comment by Apr-s89 in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
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karimamin t1_j9h41s2 wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Russia. That has two "sh" sounds.
Rush-Shya
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jeeves585 t1_j9h10xp wrote
Reply to comment by dirkprattlerxst1 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Why did I continue to read after the word spill.
[deleted] OP t1_j9gzjfy wrote
Reply to comment by Dykidnnid in Why do blondes have red bellybuttons? by [deleted]
OP is blonde
anish9208 t1_j9gz6wb wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
someone always screams when you take it out abruptly in public
sintakks t1_j9gxxba wrote
They blame Ukraine for all the trouble they've had in history so why wouldn't they Poland too. BTW, they do blame you too. I have a friend from Russia. I made the mistake of mentioning Poland some years back. Oh, I forgot this was the joke subreddit. So sorry.
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9gxqvm wrote
Reply to comment by cherryhilljawnz in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
It was more like I sabotaged myself. I used to think, "wow this is going to f future me so hard," I did it anyway
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9gxkku wrote
Reply to comment by Suitable_Strawberry2 in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
I totally didn't "ruin" myself. Became homeless, yes. Huge opiate addiction lasting about 15 years, check. Lost a job paying 6 figures, you bet.
So I didn't "ruin" myself
1trillion69 t1_j9gxa46 wrote
Reply to comment by slash-5 in A Rich man was berating a teenager at his pool house. by NZNzven
Oh. Thanks man. I totally didn't get that
Ambitious-Minute t1_j9gwv28 wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Should sucks actually be pronounced shucks?
Suitable_Strawberry2 t1_j9gwu4p wrote
Reply to comment by cherryhilljawnz in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
Nah bro. Only to the stupid ones that ruin thereselves early on
Irelian_Fervor t1_j9gwpyr wrote
Reply to comment by slash-5 in A Rich man was berating a teenager at his pool house. by NZNzven
I was thinking he'd go there to visit the man's daughter.
p17s82 t1_j9gwhya wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
If you use it instead of fork when eating, it’s considered bad manners
curiosity-2020 t1_j9gvcwj wrote
Reply to comment by HunkyMump in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Exactly this
Cthulhu625 t1_j9gv1m2 wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
The Kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray
Sugar
Sugar
Karmachinery t1_j9gtxez wrote
Reply to comment by Peterchamps in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Musician found!
tomjam91 t1_j9gthz6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Exactly. Unless we're missing something? It's really lame.
slash-5 t1_j9gt683 wrote
Reply to comment by 1trillion69 in A Rich man was berating a teenager at his pool house. by NZNzven
It was actually a young man visiting his wife?
McGundam1215 t1_j9gt3nz wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
A penis is like a knife, everyone laughs at a paring knife but in the end it still kills you
ALeaf0nTh3Wind t1_j9gsujn wrote
Reply to comment by jadayne in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Reply to comment by PygmeePony in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
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NoSpankingAllowed t1_j9grr12 wrote
That was like an elbow to the ribs.
bow--hunter t1_j9h6qw4 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Gatorade suck’s waters better