Shreemaan420 t1_j9gg37h wrote on February 21, 2023 at 7:39 PM

Reply to comment by creedalBillion75 in A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

Only for covid it said.

Oh wait, wrong animal.

RolloutTieDispenser t1_j9gfzyd wrote on February 21, 2023 at 7:38 PM

Reply to comment by creedalBillion75 in A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

Batty: Only fools are positive.

Zak: Are you sure?

Batty: I'm positive...

Batty: I fell for it! I should have known!

Rokeley t1_j9gf49i wrote on February 21, 2023 at 7:30 PM

Reply to I like like my coffee like I like my slaves. by trickertreater

Had me in the first half

FunnyGoNow t1_j9gerq1 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 7:27 PM

Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt

A knife is like a penis…

For some silly reason, strangers get nervous when you try and show it to them.

notinmywheelhouse t1_j9gbou0 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 6:48 PM

Reply to A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

I don’t get it

JksG_5 t1_j9gb0lz wrote on February 21, 2023 at 6:40 PM

Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP

Sit

Cosmo1222 t1_j9g7j0b wrote on February 21, 2023 at 6:18 PM

Reply to comment by wrenhunter in A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

Or bleeding rabbits?

wrenhunter t1_j9g6ewd wrote on February 21, 2023 at 6:11 PM

Reply to comment by SnuglyScalp in A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

It’s breeding like rabbis.

Thatguy_withahat31 t1_j9g1z2t wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:43 PM

Reply to comment by EvilRedRobot in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP

Same about his brother Seamus

dirkprattlerxst1 t1_j9g194w wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:38 PM

Reply to comment by peb396 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

i would chug cock juice, and let it spill out of my mouth, down my neck and onto my bare chest and i would rub it onto my nipples

PygmeePony t1_j9g0zy2 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:36 PM

Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP

I've had the displeasure of seeing this joke being reposted all the time.

Hamizanin t1_j9g0wyb wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:36 PM

Reply to A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity

😂😂😂😂😂

AngleFrogHammer t1_j9fzi6e wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:27 PM

Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt

and you can kill someone with it.

SheeBang_UniCron t1_j9fy7hs wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:19 PM

Reply to comment by Dampware in A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

And a pastor is a priest that can get married and have kids.

Dampware t1_j9fwi2n wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:08 PM

Reply to comment by KaleidoscopeLow8084 in A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

And "type-o" is a blood type.

creedalBillion75 t1_j9fwecx wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:07 PM

Reply to A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

Then they ask him: ‟Are you positive?”

KaleidoscopeLow8084 t1_j9fvz0o wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:04 PM

Reply to comment by cwsexton2014 in A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

Rabbit is a typo for Rabbi.

JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j9fvx9q wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:04 PM

Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt

The Penis: Mightier than the Sword!

GrouchyArachnid866 t1_j9fvsf6 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:03 PM

Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt

Sharp

SnuglyScalp t1_j9fveq5 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:01 PM

Reply to A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

It is my turn to post this joke tomorrow

Mental-Astronaut-664 t1_j9fv0da wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Reply to A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

Hahaha. Finally one I haven’t heard.

cwsexton2014 t1_j9funj5 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:56 PM

Reply to A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "What's your blood type?" by EasyPiece

I am not English enough to understand

bunganga t1_j9fucyt wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to What do you call pasta that likes to be spanked? by technomancing_monkey

I prefer Spagetti Car Banana.

josegarrao t1_j9ftr7c wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:50 PM

Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP

Surely not

masshiker t1_j9ftfr5 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:48 PM

Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP

English sucks

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