Recent comments in /f/Jokes
SKRYMr t1_j9fquqy wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
This reminds me of a really dark one:
Having sex is like spreading butter... You can try with a credit card but it's much easier with a knife.
DigNitty t1_j9fosqu wrote
Reply to comment by sdarkpaladin in A polish man finds a magic lamp that has a genie. by etternalentity
Wow I have so much money!
(Checks pants)
More money!
FirstNephiTreeFiddy t1_j9forl2 wrote
Reply to comment by Unlucky-Musician617 in Why do blondes have red bellybuttons? by [deleted]
They're saying blonde men try to fuck blonde women in the bellybutton.
lubezki t1_j9foi9n wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
They keep sharing this joke here for some reason. Its probably the 4th time in two months that its shared jn this exact page though.
Stepka_khanter t1_j9foc7y wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I liken’t you
McShoobydoobydoo t1_j9fnowb wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Sean Connery enters the chat
cherryhilljawnz t1_j9fnipi wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
No matter what ANYONE has said, size ALWAYS matters
SweetSoursop t1_j9fnh8o wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Unless you are Sean Connery (†)
Gamecube76 t1_j9fm8cg wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
If you show it at school, every one is gonna frick out
Constantine1900 t1_j9flzvt wrote
Reply to comment by Mike102072 in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
It's the same thing for Canadians when we say sorry or excuse me to a stranger/tourist bumping into us or otherwise interferes with us going about our Canadian thing.
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j9fl7fd wrote
Man rubs lamp,genie gives him wish Man asks for his penis to touch the ground Mans legs disappear
Notsure68028 t1_j9fkpr1 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
My first wife’s father got his PhD from Florida in 1965 and took biochemistry from doctor Robert Cade and he told that joke starting in 1967
surdtmash t1_j9fkcbu wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Yeah and measure is the only word where the single S makes a zchj sound. Treasure that for sure!
IcemanBrutus t1_j9fk9fc wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Surely not!
Peterchamps t1_j9fjhnd wrote
Reply to comment by imnotdolphin in Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Shure
jauntilyRuffle t1_j9fjey4 wrote
BastionBloke t1_j9fhzsc wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
Unless you have a lisp.
imnotdolphin t1_j9fhmv3 wrote
Warejon9 t1_j9fhlq0 wrote
EvilRedRobot t1_j9fh6ur wrote
Reply to Sugar is the only word in the english language where a singular "S" makes a "SH" sound. by WirrkopfP
My friend Sean disagrees
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therobshow t1_j9fdb7x wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
You never know when someone you trust is gonna slip one into your backside
ApplesOverOranges1 t1_j9f6iwd wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
"Good Afternoon Sir!"
coon-cat t1_j9f4vie wrote
Reply to comment by coon-cat in A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
intheyard305 t1_j9ft8kk wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I can see your a ...insert leader/president...supporter.