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Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up t1_j9ed8r1 wrote

Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer

A businessman needs to make a trip to an other city by plane. Sitting comfortably in his business class seat he‘s approached by an stunningly beautiful black flight attendant. With a gorgeous smile she asks him „How would you like your coffee, sir?“. With a big grin he responds „I like my coffee just like my women!“. Without missing a beat she replies „Oh no sir, you don‘t have to pay for it, it‘s actually free!“

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wiltedham t1_j9ec3kt wrote

Reply to comment by groverjuicy in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

I work with a ton of aussies, I get called a cunt more often than not. I was put off, until I went drinking with them, and they explained that "strangers are called mate, your mates are cunts. There's a difference, ya fuckin bogan"

I still don't know what bogan means... do I want to know?

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