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Hotch1978 t1_j9e8nk3 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
Hot and wet
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9e899q wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Oh wow. That's what happens when you don't look at what you type 🤣
Gbody1991 t1_j9e7qwm wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
Sweet and creamy…
neoprenewedgie t1_j9e7j9i wrote
Reply to comment by Imaginary-Comment-89 in CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
It's a spelling joke.
mcdrunkin t1_j9e6z7f wrote
Reply to comment by stevedonie in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
...Yes, it was.
dcmfox t1_j9e5mew wrote
try harder
BeenThere11 t1_j9e5hbd wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
Decaf
SandStorm4078 t1_j9e50af wrote
Reply to comment by leuk_he in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
THE MONKEY ONE REMINDS ME OF THE DUCK SONG 2
eljefeciego t1_j9e4s0a wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
If ir were made in Finland, it might taste like barley
wiltedham t1_j9e4nue wrote
Reply to comment by ambermage in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I'm not yer guy, pal
WorldlyBarber215 t1_j9e46vp wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Why aren't you just special.
itsallalittleblurry t1_j9e45k0 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
“I would have missed out on so much by not having known you.”
Whose_my_daddy t1_j9e3vxu wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
If it was from U of Nebraska, it’d be corn syrup
ambermage t1_j9e3jyo wrote
Reply to comment by wiltedham in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I'm not your "bud," guy.
Awengal t1_j9e3b7z wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
In various different colors and shades..
miyuru_mallawa t1_j9e2du4 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
C u Next Thursday
Big-Salamander6576 t1_j9e25y8 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
I prefer mine covered in cream
Sunastar t1_j9e18wq wrote
Reply to comment by windmillninja in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I have to add a prefix, “Well” and an oh so slight head tilt.
Well (tiny but noticeable pause), bless your heart.
My grandmother, born in 1899, was a Master.
xod0mn8t0r t1_j9e0vo3 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
*cold and bitter
MirrorMan22102018 t1_j9e0oae wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
Strong enough to carry me through the day?
Aggravating_Lemon_32 t1_j9e0hvb wrote
Impasta
Aggravating_Lemon_32 t1_j9e0ge9 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
More liked frosty and iced
Azpathfinder t1_j9dz0jx wrote
What a fusilli joke
MrSnappyPants t1_j9dy8fe wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer
Medium hot and full of liquor?
schittbritt t1_j9e9af7 wrote
Reply to comment by OtherBluesBrother in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Nah that’s whiskey