GarbagecanKicks t1_j9dy1zm wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:26 AM

Man waits in line at butcher for weekly allotment of food
After many hours he reaches the front and asks for beef.
Comrade we’ve no beef left.
He then asks for chicken
Comrade we’ve no chicken.
He then asks for pork.
Comrade we’ve no pork.
Exasperated he says: Well if you’ve no beef, pork, or chicken, surely you’ve no fish!
Comrade this is a butcher shop. The fish market is across the street. That is where they have no fish.

Hyposuction t1_j9dwr4j wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:12 AM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

In Alaska, it's "Oh really, right on."

Donkey_Karate t1_j9dwpjg wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:12 AM

Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer

Ground up and in the freezer

Few-Bell9609 t1_j9dwj6d wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:10 AM

Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women by Seattleposer

Out of pocket

Altruistic_Fail_3854 t1_j9dvv2s wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:03 AM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

Y’all

Opening-Confusion256 t1_j9du9ow wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:48 AM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

I'm sorry but I need to move on. Your a disability and I can't let an extra chromosome get me down

Rymanbc t1_j9du52x wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:47 AM

Reply to comment by Rozez119 in What do you call pasta that likes to be spanked? by technomancing_monkey

Slut-shaming pasta? That's where I draw the linguine.

Rozez119 t1_j9dt72b wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:38 AM

Reply to comment by technomancing_monkey in What do you call pasta that likes to be spanked? by technomancing_monkey

Love a slutty pasta 😝

technomancing_monkey OP t1_j9dt3mh wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:37 AM

Reply to comment by Rozez119 in What do you call pasta that likes to be spanked? by technomancing_monkey

>Fetish-ccine

like... fettuccine... but with a fetish...

thoxrendar t1_j9dsiyg wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:31 AM

Reply to comment by elwaln8r in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

It seems OP has found the correct way to deliver the punch line: say it, don’t spray it.

frostyjhammer t1_j9dsdm8 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:30 AM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

“Je te déteste”.

That’s “I hate you” in a Nice way.

Carteeg_Struve t1_j9ds14b wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:27 AM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

“Your presence always makes me appreciate the good times more.”

[deleted] t1_j9drq80 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:24 AM

Reply to What do you call pasta that likes to be spanked? by technomancing_monkey

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[deleted] t1_j9dqr7d wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:15 AM

Reply to What do you call pasta that likes to be spanked? by technomancing_monkey

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Sapphire580 OP t1_j9dqip7 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Reply to comment by No_Understanding7431 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

I don’t know who you are, I don’t frequent this sub nearly enough to be familiar with other people’s jokes, and I don’t see anything similar in your post history, sorry that we both came up with a similar joke I guess