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shanecfoster12 t1_j9cunzk wrote
Reply to comment by NemosGhost in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Preachhhhh
Rafer416 t1_j9ct4ym wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Good afternoon!
snakebite654 t1_j9csnv3 wrote
Reply to comment by pork_fried_christ in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Florida is a top 5 Public university
stevedonie t1_j9cr2na wrote
Reply to comment by jwilmes119 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Saw a custom license plate KY WOMAN once. Took me a second to realize it was not about the lube.
NemosGhost t1_j9cqrp1 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
The funny part is that it actually was invented at FSU and a few other places long before UF had it. UF just marketed the drink, but they didn't invent it by any means.
At FSU it was called Seminole Fire Water
VictorMortimer t1_j9co42p wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
But the real question is: Is gator best served deep fried or blackened?
nordster497 t1_j9cnm6y wrote
Reply to comment by mtb8404 in What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23
Can't play hockey bc only 2 pads but 3 periods.
Ewetootwo t1_j9cn005 wrote
Reply to CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
Chris: Hey can a borrow a T
Christ: please do, I’ve been hanging on it too long.
Christ: It’s mine to bear now.
Chris: You’re a good man, hang in there.
pork_fried_christ t1_j9cl151 wrote
Reply to comment by Pufferfish141 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Hot take: both schools are room temperature at best. Same shit.
Homies…I paid like $100k for this opinion (Go gators, gator nation everywhere blah blah blah). Kindly show me your UF/FSU diplomas, or put these downvotes up your asses.
Beneficial_Elk_182 t1_j9cksdj wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
My great grandma used to say God bless em
wiltedham t1_j9ck60p wrote
Reply to comment by Mike102072 in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
In Canada, we say "okay there bud."
It's our way of saying "fuck you"
wiltedham t1_j9ck19g wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
"May every step you take, stub your toes." -my grandma.
hellfire626 t1_j9chnmm wrote
Reply to comment by ChimpanzeeRumble in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
oh shit you’re so right! dumb brain moment lol
Pufferfish141 t1_j9cgxd1 wrote
Reply to comment by pork_fried_christ in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Go noles
ChimpanzeeRumble t1_j9cgs9y wrote
Reply to comment by hellfire626 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Try an Asian grocery store.
fla_john t1_j9cg07y wrote
Reply to comment by Steady-Nutty in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
When I see a reference to something from Notameristan, I either pass it by or stop to learn something. You have chosen a different, bitchier, path.
fla_john t1_j9cfn3y wrote
Reply to comment by Sunshineqwertyuiop in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
No one ever does.
BlenderRaider2003 t1_j9cfgjf wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
"ihate you in a nice way"
[deleted] t1_j9cev7s wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23
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APonyWithRhythm t1_j9cdopt wrote
OV10401915 t1_j9ccavz wrote
Reply to comment by GodFeedethTheRavens in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Correct.
Representative_Still t1_j9cbqj8 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
One of those jokes that’s better without the punchline
jadayne t1_j9cadxn wrote
Reply to CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
that gave me a sensible chuckle.
[deleted] t1_j9ca6kz wrote
Reply to comment by Explains_Wrong in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
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DanceWithEverything t1_j9cwdv0 wrote
Reply to comment by snakebite654 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
And apparently has a gas leak on campus