Recent comments in /f/Jokes
th3wheel t1_j9c9zmy wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
There is a tribe in Africa that has a proverb that loosely translates: “The elephant knows the size of his butthole before he swallows the coconut”.
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Sunshineqwertyuiop t1_j9c85le wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Seminole fluid lol wasnt expecting that
Hououin_ t1_j9c7fti wrote
Reply to CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
Took me longer than I’d like to admit to understand lol
Active_Ad_3912 t1_j9c6k38 wrote
Reply to comment by ElectricTurtlez in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Not state government 😞
Active_Ad_3912 t1_j9c65hc wrote
Reply to comment by Mike102072 in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Or a really big one LOL
Ewetootwo t1_j9c5d00 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
How about a mug of Yale.
Ewetootwo t1_j9c54gb wrote
Reply to comment by Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
A 10 on a scale of 1-10 but it comes at the tail of these comments.
Custom8612 t1_j9c4utg wrote
Reply to comment by Mike102072 in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
N Yeah, not so tiny. But point taken.
Ewetootwo t1_j9c4ptc wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Gatorade - alligators on food stamps.
model563 t1_j9c4icm wrote
Reply to comment by Freeagnt in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
/r/unexpectedletterkenny
Waitsfornoone t1_j9c3qov wrote
Reply to comment by DutchOfBurdock in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
>"You're where fun goes to die!"
FTFY.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9c3dgk wrote
Reply to comment by windmillninja in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Even if you're not from the South ....
Consistent-Excuse320 t1_j9c331t wrote
Wro4
xheLeMx t1_j9c2xrx wrote
Reply to comment by diveguy1 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Beaverage?
peb396 t1_j9c2ih2 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Could be from The University of South Carolina and called Cock Juice...
hellfire626 t1_j9c2dpt wrote
Reply to comment by InsidiousColossus in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
is there any way to ship this to the united states?
Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy t1_j9c0cdg wrote
Reply to comment by scienceforbid in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
I admired the dexterity required to operate a keyboard as an alligator
Other_Mark_1995 t1_j9bznn2 wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Are there monkeys where bananas grow ?
thespidersarmpit t1_j9bzk9y wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
You brighten my day twice, once when you're going, and again when you're gone
darrellgh t1_j9bzdkv wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealSlabsy in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Happy Cake Day!!!
HoningStone t1_j9by9jc wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
There i no way I am working there!
Freeagnt t1_j9bwoce wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
I thought it was pretty funny when I said Seminole vesticles but nobody laughed
SanguineSanguis t1_j9bwhfv wrote
Reply to comment by Steady-Nutty in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
I'm Scottish and I got it.
Sapphire580 OP t1_j9ca1h4 wrote
Reply to comment by xheLeMx in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Hopefully 18 or higher …