Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Steady-Nutty t1_j9bvs0x wrote
Reply to comment by blankgazez in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
This joke assumes that everyone here is American and understands what any of it means.
blankgazez t1_j9bvn9o wrote
Reply to comment by Steady-Nutty in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
????
Steady-Nutty t1_j9bv91k wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
/r/USDefaultism
One-King4767 t1_j9bum82 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
It's Tuesday
captainzanypants t1_j9btv5s wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
CU Next Tuesday
yearsofpractice t1_j9bt4dj wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Used regularly in work conversations - so satisfying:
- There we are then
- See you next time/Tuesday/Thursday
EmiyaIkari448 t1_j9brq7s wrote
A hockey player can take a hit
RandoCalrissian11 t1_j9brggf wrote
Reply to comment by scienceforbid in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Go Gators
nyrB2 t1_j9bqxqu wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
i don't like mondays
beautiful__demise t1_j9bqiui wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Tequila may not fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.
gottkonig t1_j9boyty wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Aw, I miss not knowing you.
lifewontgiveitgetit t1_j9bouxh wrote
Reply to comment by diveguy1 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
We already have that in Canada!
beaverbuzz.com
Exoskeleton00 t1_j9bogop wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
You're okay..... It's nothing.... No thanks.
onerepmax t1_j9bobik wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Anybody wanna a cup of Liquid Tide?
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Reply to comment by Living-Republic-3669 in CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
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Costanzaslife23 t1_j9bmz5n wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
If it had been invented at the University of Pittsburgh, would it have been called Pitt Stain?
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scienceforbid t1_j9bla81 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
As a gator, I love this.
axeman020 t1_j9bkz23 wrote
Reply to comment by jadayne in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Not strong enough. Go for "I will not attend your funeral, however I may cause it!"
Shreemaan420 t1_j9bkx38 wrote
Reply to comment by MortQ42 in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Reminds me of the time when I made a dua (wish) for someone on reddit saying that may they and their family be treated the same way he treats others" and the guy went all ballestic on me saying that I was wishing ill for him and his family. And this after he had claimed that he and his people were the best thing in the world and never did anything bad and were victims. The irony was truly lost on him.
JustAnotherHooperYT t1_j9bjcrr wrote
That's what we do during our school projects. Only 50% of our grades. SMH
OtherBluesBrother t1_j9bhssc wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
If it were made at Washington State University, it might be called Wazzu Water
Footnuggets t1_j9bhqig wrote
Reply to comment by SpazKerman in Three old engineers ate sitting on a park bench, debating the nature of God. by SpazKerman
This was posted today but instead of debating the nature of god, they were debating who designed the human body
Evasor1152 t1_j9bhpzm wrote
Reply to comment by jadayne in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I don't attend any funerals. I mean it's not like they're going to attend mine, right?
Ewetootwo t1_j9bvw61 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Did your mother have any children that lived?