Recent comments in /f/Jokes
SEK2410 t1_j9bgu9j wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Go Monday yourself!!
Footnuggets t1_j9bgn81 wrote
Could you at least wait a week before reposting?
NoaWhan t1_j9bg8q3 wrote
Reply to comment by MortQ42 in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I hope you have the kind of day you inflict on everyone else.
jessiezell t1_j9bg3d9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
Because he had 24 hours to live, then doc says he should have told him yesterday, meaning he only had a few hours, if that, left to live 😀
InsidiousColossus t1_j9bfyi7 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Are you familiar with the highly popular Japanese sports drink known as Pocari Sweat?
AGreatBannedName t1_j9bfpvw wrote
Reply to comment by Famous-A in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Pure fiction. I made up this comment.
AGreatBannedName t1_j9bf7u0 wrote
Reply to comment by Pabst_Malone in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Used in a sentence: "You didn't know what it meant, but other users FTFY."
Killersmurph t1_j9bd9bs wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I can't call you a c*nt, that would be giving you too much credit for warmth and depth...
MabsAMabbin t1_j9bd6hh wrote
Reply to comment by UnderwhelmingAF in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Baha!
Killersmurph t1_j9bczph wrote
Reply to comment by jadayne in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I'll go you One better. I WILL attend your funeral, and I intend to bring my dancing shoes!
CFCYYZ t1_j9bcrjb wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
>"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
- Groucho Marx
diveguy1 t1_j9bcr3s wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
If it were made at Oregon State, it might have been called Beaver Juice.
2504DundeeStig t1_j9bccnc wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
You win The Internet today!
GAMEr0FtheYEAR t1_j9bb5fi wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealSlabsy in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Happy cake day ma dude
heatedundercarriage t1_j9bawk9 wrote
How does a debt collector compliment a duck? He says, “sir, you have an outstandinggg bill”
Cbjfan99 t1_j9ba13d wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
If it was invented at the University of Miami, it could be called piss and wind
Cbjfan99 t1_j9b9s1c wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
If it came from Ohio State, it would be called nut juice
ElectricTurtlez t1_j9b9rej wrote
Reply to comment by BigoteMexicano in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
In the US as well, but it’s the kind of holiday where only school kids, bankers, and government workers get the day off.
NehEma t1_j9b9qc6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Yup, let's outlaw circumcision, labia mutilation, and surgeries on intersex infants without their consent.
Or are you strawmaning a tiny sliver of a different kind of surgery?
Beastwolf21 t1_j9b8wuw wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I will tolerate you for now
jwilmes119 t1_j9b8po5 wrote
Reply to comment by OverallManagement824 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
I still quote it today!
Explains_Wrong t1_j9b7r9m wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Half Ass U Semiholes.
pork_fried_christ t1_j9b6vr2 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
What do a Gator and a Seminole have in common?
They both applied to UF.
OverallManagement824 t1_j9b6qw6 wrote
Reply to comment by jwilmes119 in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Hey! That was my joke!
SpazKerman OP t1_j9bh1sa wrote
Reply to comment by Footnuggets in Three old engineers ate sitting on a park bench, debating the nature of God. by SpazKerman
Considering I've been browsing for over a week and not seen it, could you please wash your feet before putting them in your mouth?