Recent comments in /f/Jokes

GodFeedethTheRavens t1_j9b6pi8 wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

Unironically, there is decent evidence that UF copied FSU's earlier 'Seminole Fire Water' in order to make Gatorade.

[deleted] t1_j9b67ke wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Reply to A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507

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hurtsdonut_ t1_j9b57n3 wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:14 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

What does that have to do with the joke?

datfingtrump t1_j9b4z1k wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:13 PM

Reply to comment by UnderwhelmingAF in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

You Sir, win the internet today!

Zadok47 t1_j9b4wtk wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:12 PM

Reply to Three old engineers ate sitting on a park bench, debating the nature of God. by SpazKerman

God must be an (ethnic slur). Who else would build a snack bar next to the sewer.

jwilmes119 t1_j9b3to6 wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:05 PM

Reply to comment by TheRealSlabsy in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

Lemme guess, KY JELLY is not Kentucky Jelly.

WizardofJoz17 t1_j9b3aiw wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:02 PM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

Bless your heart

[deleted] t1_j9b352q wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:01 PM

Reply to A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507

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GrouchyArachnid866 t1_j9b339d wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:00 PM

Reply to What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23

And your girlfriend showers after 1.

SpazKerman OP t1_j9b2z0k wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:59 PM

Reply to comment by VariablyUse735 in Three old engineers ate sitting on a park bench, debating the nature of God. by SpazKerman

Username checks out.

szczebrzeszynie t1_j9b2iup wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:56 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

Me when I have to insert my politics into every Reddit thread I see, even when it's completely irrelevant:

BigoteMexicano t1_j9b2f22 wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:56 PM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

I'm Canadian, today's Monday is a holiday

Independent_Day_9913 t1_j9b2c2w wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507

Yeah it's kind of funny anything about sticking things in your ass is always good you're the one about the blonde who stuck something in her ass probably not because my dick is still in there

Ogodei t1_j9b27fd wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to comment by Soff_Toofbrush in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

Don’t come running to me if you break your leg.

VariablyUse735 t1_j9b22pg wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to Three old engineers ate sitting on a park bench, debating the nature of God. by SpazKerman

Where else would you want your shit to come out of, huh? If it comes out of your hands, they’re covered in shit and and unsanitary, if it comes out of your feet you’d be walking in your own shit, and if it came out of your mouth you'd be a politician

Seniorjones2837 t1_j9b1qny wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:51 PM

Reply to What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23

So she only showers every 3 months? Kind of a shit joke

doingthehumptydance t1_j9b1iuq wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:50 PM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

I envy people that have never met you.

Ogodei t1_j9b1cyz wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:49 PM

Reply to comment by Ogodei in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education.

Ogodei t1_j9b18ft wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:48 PM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.

[deleted] t1_j9b0pb7 wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Reply to comment by UnderwhelmingAF in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

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TheRealSlabsy t1_j9azoc9 wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:38 PM

Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

Fl Oz is NOT Florida Ounces

DutchOfBurdock t1_j9ayw90 wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:33 PM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

"You're when fun goes to die!"

Soff_Toofbrush t1_j9ay8qd wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:28 PM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

break a leg

Apprehensive-Bit1864 t1_j9axp7b wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:25 PM

Reply to comment by svn380 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507

Damn man, that's exactly the joke my father told me. And he heard that more than 50 years ago. And we live in Albania loool.

mightysmiter19 t1_j9awinp wrote on February 20, 2023 at 4:17 PM

Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual

"The only redeeming quality you have is that sometimes you leave the room"