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Badass-19 t1_j9avzax wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Your comment is Friday
ErenYeager850 t1_j9avjgg wrote
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer After he is done, he asks the bartender "How much?" The bartender replies "For you , No charge"
Mike102072 t1_j9av94b wrote
Reply to comment by windmillninja in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Inside every bless your heart is a tiny little fuck you.
Fluffy_Fennel_2834 t1_j9aunn8 wrote
A dyslexic walks into a bra
BootHead101 t1_j9atcid wrote
Both have sticks
cdixonjr t1_j9asyb9 wrote
Number 82
Icy-Following-3713 t1_j9asn94 wrote
this is an old one usually referencing courtney love
UnderwhelmingAF t1_j9asft4 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
It’s just Torade now, cuz you can’t say gay in Florida anymore.
Smeathy t1_j9asf59 wrote
What's the similarity?
They both like walking on thin ice
Earlyriser17 t1_j9aru8i wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
“I love you….. darling “
Borp5150 t1_j9ark78 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
“I think I have had enough of you for this life, goodbye”
jadayne t1_j9ar76i wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
I would not attend your funeral, my good sir. However, I would very much approve of it.
General_Freed t1_j9ar3sd wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
You'll brighten my Day, as soon as you leave
MortQ42 t1_j9aqwqt wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Have the day you deserve.
furminatior t1_j9aqosy wrote
I thought it was going to say hockey player can take a hit
windmillninja t1_j9aqecg wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
“Bless your heart” if you’re from the south
dw654sa65df4a21d t1_j9aq4vz wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Dad, get off Reddit.
[deleted] t1_j9aq4u5 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
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ViktorSwimwell t1_j9apqwn wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
"Will you marry me?" ... Toxic relationships....
blackgaletiger t1_j9ap16u wrote
Hockey players know how to play their positions
Hockey players know how to take a hit
Hockey players know how to work work with 5 guys
Hockey players know how to be a wing man
Hockey players know how to handle a stick
Living-Republic-3669 t1_j9ao9nt wrote
Reply to CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
HAMMED: You got any mo'?
HAMMED: Sure.
MOHAMMED: Thanks!
StarDustAutobot t1_j9ao3nj wrote
Reply to comment by TTT_2k3 in CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
Thank You. It's an honor :D
TTT_2k3 t1_j9anpbv wrote
Reply to comment by StarDustAutobot in CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
Congratulations! You’ve been officially invited to /r/DadJokes.
[deleted] t1_j9awhy4 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
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