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Mission-Dimension-97 t1_j99fw5a wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
What do you call a bartender who only makes complicated cocktails?
Sir Mix-a-lot
ANDYP300 t1_j99fiid wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
nice....made me lol
sidustech t1_j99fetk wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
I laughed. I am ashamed, but I laughed.
babybiggfoot t1_j99eywr wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23
Literally
Mental_Cut8290 t1_j99cas8 wrote
Reply to comment by UberWilly in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
A likely joke: A monkey, an alligator, and a tiger walk into a bar...
Meta joke: A zookeeper walks into a bar. " I heard about a monkey, an alligator, and a tiger coming in here...
Material_Plankton_37 t1_j99c7k1 wrote
Here is your bill sir -But this is my wife's bill. I don't drink cosmopolitans. -That's roughly what she said.
Mental_Cut8290 t1_j99bxd2 wrote
Reply to comment by Nonner_Party in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Got any nails?
Mental_Cut8290 t1_j99bwm9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Why?
MessoGesso t1_j99bopo wrote
Reply to comment by UberWilly in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
I don’t get it either.
Kjata2 t1_j9982eo wrote
Reply to comment by UberWilly in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Yup. Sorry.
UberWilly t1_j9975qm wrote
Am I actually stupid? I don't get it.
SeperateCross t1_j996ml0 wrote
The Senate
shadowwulf-indawoods t1_j994sxm wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
I first read that joke about 25 years ago. I was way short on sleep, and I read it, pictured the monkey straining, and laughed until tears rolled down my checks. It still brings a smile just based on that memory.
el_ojo_rojo t1_j990p8s wrote
Reply to comment by Sir_Guinness27 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
You might enjoy r/therealjoke because it is often true!
Milo_N_Murray t1_j98ysho wrote
A bunch of fired people
LongjumpingBudget318 t1_j98ygp6 wrote
Do they serve barbiturates?
How about the bar bitch the bear ate?
peb396 t1_j98x63l wrote
Reply to comment by badimitation in Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
You get a "P" for Passing. "Collateral Participation" isn't awarded grades this season but will be in 2024. It's the equivalent to an AYSO participation trophy but at least it's an award and aome recognition.
DarkBladeMadriker t1_j98x5q7 wrote
One is an overly aggressive drunk with no teeth, and the other plays hockey.
badimitation t1_j98wa0f wrote
Reply to comment by peb396 in Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
O well I was almost there mine was forced do I get a for effort lmao
peb396 t1_j98w409 wrote
Reply to comment by badimitation in Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
No Nut November, or NNN as many refer to it, is the practice of voluntary abstinence during the month of November. If that is not a conviction a person chooses for themselves, but is forced upon them by their sexual partner options participation, then you are forced or enslaved to participate as well.
Famous-A t1_j98vhbx wrote
Reply to comment by Queasy_Doughnut7507 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Are you saying you made up this joke?
badimitation t1_j98v7hl wrote
Reply to comment by peb396 in Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
That further confirms I’m uneducated on the topic lol sorry for the intrusion
peb396 t1_j98uqnw wrote
Reply to comment by badimitation in Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
It's like Lent for fornicators.
HolyGonzo t1_j99h242 wrote
Reply to comment by Mental_Cut8290 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
If his "I"s sound like "ah"s, then the blind guy was offering to tell a blind joke, not a blonde joke. The blondes misunderstand, but then he makes a blonde joke at the end anyway.
Just a variation to add a misdirection before the punchline, but I guess people didn't appreciate or get it.