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leonscum t1_j98u5zb wrote
Reply to comment by BaltimoreBadger23 in What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23
Teeth on ice.
warningimepic t1_j98tp9h wrote
A police station
xexcutionerx t1_j98tfwa wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
The real joke is always in the comments
badimitation t1_j98t8lr wrote
Reply to comment by peb396 in Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
A month long for u huh?lmao I have no sympathy for u.Iām into a year long draught
peb396 t1_j98t15b wrote
Reply to comment by badimitation in Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
My first thought too. Enslavement to that sadistic practice is a bitch...a month long bitch.
NerdyGeek42 t1_j98skpq wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
One of the first dirty jokes I ever heard. I love it every time
skaote t1_j98s8jg wrote
Reply to comment by sofa_king_ugly in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
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BaltimoreBadger23 t1_j98s7rl wrote
Something something, teeth.
skaote t1_j98rw6f wrote
Reply to comment by eleventhrees in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
We do like our variety here on the Reddit channel. Pictures @ 1100.
Queasy_Doughnut7507 OP t1_j98rtny wrote
Reply to comment by Whitecamry in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
As far as I am aware, this is original. If you find it elsewhere, I'm willing to take it down.
Alex_55555 t1_j98rkfl wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Sooooo much better than OP!
Tomunderhill1 t1_j98rhl4 wrote
Hockey players are humble, polite, and likable.
sofa_king_ugly t1_j98qxyd wrote
Reply to comment by skaote in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
So am I
turnichok t1_j98qsdk wrote
Hockey players change their pads too
skaote t1_j98qqe2 wrote
Reply to comment by sofa_king_ugly in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Well,...damn. I'm an Electrician Mister.. when I weld..shits gone wrong..
mtb8404 t1_j98q729 wrote
The punchline I heard 40 years ago was: goalies change their pads after 3 periods.
Whitecamry t1_j98pssd wrote
Are you sure you didn't steal this one from "The Aristocrats"?
BradleyCrewman t1_j98pqf1 wrote
A baby seal walks into a club.
FalseTebibyte t1_j98pf6r wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
The inverse of the moment from Bruce Almighty.
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Reply to comment by Quick-Bad in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
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Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j98onbf wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
When the cue ball goes in a hole, it causes a scratch
Pause_Affectionate t1_j98l0la wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
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Quick-Bad t1_j98krvz wrote
A blind man walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and he says, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender says, "now hold on just a second. Before you start telling this joke, there are a few things you oughtta know first. First, I'm blonde. Second, the off-duty cop to your left is blonde. Third, the karate instructor to your right is blonde. And finally, the biker gang seated behind you are all blondes. Now, keeping that in mind, are you sure you want to tell us this joke?"
The blind man replies, "not if I have to explain it a bunch of times."
Nonner_Party t1_j98i9d5 wrote
"Oh, well in that case, it's over there with the duck."
leonscum t1_j98ub36 wrote
Reply to comment by mtb8404 in What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player? by TheBlackManX23
Bloody Hell!