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Take_that_risk t1_j98g9v9 wrote
Reply to comment by svn380 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
That's even better!
eleventhrees t1_j98drbh wrote
Reply to comment by sofa_king_ugly in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
References to an 11 year old joke with 14 upvotes. And a different poster linked the original.
That's a deep cut.
svn380 t1_j98alqk wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
This is basically the same joke that my father learned as a boy in Amsterdam a century ago!
In the old version, it's a monkey with a peach who tries out the size of the pit before putting back into the peach and eating it.
ilikemydawgs t1_j989flm wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Did you hear about the kid that wanted a pink ping pong ball?
gthrees t1_j9898el wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
not a joke - i've seen videos with that - it's like a string of maraschinos.
RitaPoole56 t1_j987j5v wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
(S)He was looking for her/his little boy?
sofa_king_ugly t1_j981gu2 wrote
badimitation t1_j980z16 wrote
Reply to Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
I didn’t choose it it chose me
sofa_king_ugly t1_j980muv wrote
Reply to comment by MeadowRainbowshimmer in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Fixed That For You
FTFY
Ok-Piccolo7825 t1_j97y3v0 wrote
Congress?
MeadowRainbowshimmer t1_j97x9fy wrote
Reply to comment by Pabst_Malone in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Fixed that for you
skaote t1_j97wxpi wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
I wanna tell this one in Church..
skaote t1_j97wq1d wrote
Reply to comment by Calm_Bodybuilder_843 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Ok,..clue me? I gotta know...
ambridge1027 t1_j97wlux wrote
Reply to comment by Sir_Guinness27 in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
This joke made me miss drinking in the social clubs I grew up in. It crosses the line without crossing the line. Can almost tell this joke in church, almost.
Pabst_Malone t1_j97wdxs wrote
Reply to comment by dukefliid in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
I keep seeing this. What does FTFY mean
Calm_Bodybuilder_843 t1_j97tzoc wrote
I’m not really a welder . . .
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EnglishFoodie t1_j97r6z1 wrote
Reply to Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
I don't do Movember, but love Fanruary!
[deleted] t1_j97q2zs wrote
Reply to Why did choose No Nut November? by Crocodile_Banger
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DeepSeaHobbit t1_j97p6db wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
Cue balls are a hard pass for him.
jrtts t1_j97leut wrote
The animals were wondering if that plasterer job offer by the circus is still available
OptimusPrimel984 t1_j97jzzx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
The good news is for the doctor, not the patient.
gshndnjf t1_j97i2j4 wrote
Reminds me of a joke I once read:
An Irish construction foreman found one of his workers sound asleep on the job. He shook his head as he looked down at him:
“Sleep on, ya spalpeen. As long as yer asleep, ya got a job. But the second ya wake up, yer fired!”
Budget-Accident3849 t1_j97e57k wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
I've eaten bananas but not monkeys. I don't know any humans that have eaten monkeys.
lilmisschainsaw t1_j98gdae wrote
Reply to comment by MeadowRainbowshimmer in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
You FTFH
Fixed That For Him