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Marquar234 t1_j95wfdz wrote
Reply to comment by NinjaFATkid in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Don't make up imaginary jobs.
mudinha_zuerinha t1_j95tldo wrote
Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
doctor: so, we ran the tests and we found out that...
me: found what doc? come on, i dont have all day
doctor: wait, how did you know?
ex_lib t1_j95rl59 wrote
Depends if the car is a Ram or a Lamb-o
Darklancer02 t1_j95pg31 wrote
Reply to comment by pjdueck in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Haven't we moved past millennials into something else now?
Jill_Schitt t1_j95m1d4 wrote
Reply to comment by RustySalt1816141200 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
It’s funny because it’s true.
Jill_Schitt t1_j95m023 wrote
Reply to comment by zyndor in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
My thoughts exactly. May as well just start their own restaurant at that point.
Jill_Schitt t1_j95lxtv wrote
Reply to comment by angelerulastiel in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Were they fired do you know?
unfunnysingle_69 t1_j95jau5 wrote
When sleeping is the job
Character-Bank-1367 t1_j95ivr6 wrote
Dream Team
Any_Plankton4779 t1_j95i73c wrote
An orgy.
[deleted] t1_j95i1jw wrote
Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
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Seeker_00860 t1_j95gwev wrote
How many employees work in your company?
About one third.
Perfectly_mediocre t1_j95et2z wrote
Congress
soookla t1_j95e0i8 wrote
If they are caught, their boss would like them to be called (prison) cell mates.
Fair-Button-1883 t1_j95dvgd wrote
After my first day I got a promotion. The boss said my snoring kept the rest of the employees awake
Dramos1975 t1_j95ckoi wrote
Congress??
[deleted] t1_j95aw3i wrote
REMployees
IncreaseCertain9697 t1_j9582eo wrote
Reply to comment by CrazyCoKids in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Or Bethesda's... the one "making" TES 6.
NervousMission7644 t1_j954ze0 wrote
Fired
Worth-Pin-9576 t1_j954da9 wrote
Reply to comment by kindest_asshole in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
r/TheRealJoke
zyndor t1_j954cwv wrote
Reply to comment by IdontWannaGroUp in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
“Four-Five Guys”?
Delicious-Fun-7883 t1_j952s5e wrote
The blissfully unemployed
michaelc200 t1_j952ryj wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Wasn't there an Indiana Jones Movie that talked about this?
stygnar t1_j952ewi wrote
Public workers.
thecountnotthesaint t1_j95xkpf wrote
Reply to What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Peak government efficiency