Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Exciting-Musician925 t1_j951r1s wrote
Cops
theProfileGuy t1_j950992 wrote
Reply to comment by beautiful__demise in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
They crossed it with a Bull Dog recently. It's called a "Bullshiht."
Capable_Passion t1_j94zork wrote
You call them coworkers.
vatderfurkk101 t1_j94w0j8 wrote
Reply to comment by WoodpeckerBrave6518 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
That's like saying the Supreme Court and the chief justice
vatderfurkk101 t1_j94vpi2 wrote
The Brandon Bunch
pjdueck t1_j94vj8h wrote
Reply to comment by Darklancer02 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
More like those entitled kids these days… what do we call them…? 🤔 Millennials?
Additional_Town2313 t1_j94u2er wrote
Congress
RigatoniPasta t1_j94thjl wrote
Customers
Waoifi t1_j94st0i wrote
day dreamers
WoodpeckerBrave6518 t1_j94s6gq wrote
The Congress and the Senate
Thegreatscott9 t1_j94rt67 wrote
Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
"The bad news is you don't have long to live."
"How long? please tell me!'
"Six..."
"Six what!? Months? Weeks?"
"Five..."
gnamp t1_j94rquo wrote
Reply to comment by Desertbro in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Faeces pieces
Floor-Normal t1_j94rcz9 wrote
Mattress testers?
glasswolf96 t1_j94q9em wrote
Reply to comment by Klotzster in Where does a sheep sit in the car during a road trip? by Chuck_Roaster
Eazy duz it
hwc000000 t1_j94prfy wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
> She rolled her eyes at me
because she had seen this joke online a million times already?
brther_nature t1_j94ovyn wrote
This really is a r/3amjokes
Desertbro t1_j94nvbs wrote
Reply to comment by gnamp in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Raisin Reecies
harshvibs13 t1_j94nc3i wrote
I'd say a divine team coz they might be meditating and u think that they are sleeping. Very bad..always see good in others.
NewnewinTuc t1_j94kedq wrote
Upper management.
Affectionate-Bar6450 t1_j94k0h2 wrote
Reply to comment by BevvyTime in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
And EMS
dj41326 t1_j94ir9t wrote
Reply to comment by kindest_asshole in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Biden at a climate conference.
2oldsoulsinanewworld t1_j94hh6u wrote
Reply to comment by Impossible-Survey203 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
The only correct answer..
annotherperson t1_j94ggw7 wrote
The sheep saaaat in the baaaaak of blaaaaak cadillaaaaaac
ScientistNathan t1_j94g232 wrote
How many can you fit back there?
I tried counting them but I kept falling asleep
WiNTeRzZz47 t1_j952big wrote
Reply to What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
And what's their job?
DreamWorks