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Vast_Cricket t1_j94ek9o wrote
You are all fired!
PsychologicalTruck1 t1_j94e4ok wrote
Reply to comment by littlebopeepsvelcro in Where does a sheep sit in the car during a road trip? by Chuck_Roaster
Well, it kinda works too
Klotzster t1_j94dd1b wrote
you oughta know by now
JJohnston015 t1_j94d7wl wrote
Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
"Give me the bad news first."
"You have dementia. You know what that means. Memory loss, confusion, and eventually, complete loss of identity and control over bodily functions".
"Geez, that's rough. What's the good news?"
"Other than the dementia, you're in perfect health. You'll probably live to 100".
"Great! What's the bad news?"
littlebopeepsvelcro t1_j94d75q wrote
I read this as where does a sheep shit in a car twice before finally getting it right.
Parking-Trifle-1593 t1_j94d265 wrote
PROSTITUTES!!!
kellijacks_ t1_j94b7wi wrote
Fired.
UpvoteMeOrUGay t1_j94aicb wrote
I'd let the homie ride shotgun
Suitable_Diet9996 t1_j94a1yx wrote
Me and my friends at work
Vast-Bus-8648 t1_j94888c wrote
Reply to comment by anally_ExpressUrself in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
A Harland Williams fan in the house?
Ardothbey t1_j9487ms wrote
Politicians.
Similar-Fail-6244 t1_j946t1z wrote
The HR Department
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rascible t1_j944rhu wrote
Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
Me to my Doctor: "How's it going?" Doctor: "I had 4 cases of VD this week. I'm better now..."
GracieThunders t1_j944exc wrote
Reply to comment by Gratefuldad3 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Classic
What's yellow and sleeps 6
Elegant_Fig_463 t1_j942r0c wrote
Layoffs
BeastModeEnabled t1_j9419q4 wrote
Fired
medic6560 t1_j9413os wrote
Firefighters
[deleted] t1_j940oxn wrote
Reply to comment by Bromm18 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
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anthoapology t1_j93zwae wrote
Managers
Sudden-Lunch1517 t1_j93zkyu wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Never had monkey brains before
Extension_Formal8620 t1_j93xi9y wrote
Millrnials
Luked0g44O t1_j93xbfx wrote
Sleeper cell.
Luked0g44O t1_j93wrpp wrote
Off-duty firefighters?
Impossible-Survey203 t1_j94fntk wrote
Reply to What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Congress?