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gulper88 t1_j93vyna wrote
City Snow Plow Crew.
SolOwnsUsAll t1_j93ut5n wrote
Napsacked
Early-Asparagus1684 t1_j93ucxc wrote
Supervisors
SkipLikeAStone t1_j93ttja wrote
A layoff
Vast-Bus-8648 t1_j93t3z7 wrote
Reply to comment by beautiful__demise in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
And then you filed a lawsuit for being fired for being visually impaired?
angelerulastiel t1_j93sx1r wrote
Reply to comment by IdontWannaGroUp in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
I worked at a counter service restaurant and a manager was required to enter discounts. Like the manager had to enter their PIN, not just get approval. BOTH of our managers on duty left to go get ice cream while on the clock. And I had a group with coupons come in.
lysamysza t1_j93qw89 wrote
Reply to comment by kindest_asshole in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
I want to give you a gold for this but I broke, so take the Imaginary Gold.
Aggravating_Hat_7951 t1_j93om2m wrote
SleeperCell
Imaginary-Pride-8158 t1_j93o0cr wrote
Reply to comment by CopperRed3 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Damn
Glag82 t1_j93nih4 wrote
Reply to comment by NinjaFATkid in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Yup.
Glag82 t1_j93nfr1 wrote
Reply to comment by Borsti17 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
I see what you did there[thumbs].
Which_Common_9233 t1_j93mmzx wrote
A dream team and a “Biden”
Narethii t1_j93me7s wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Real talk though, wild monkeys and apes don't eat bananas, wild bananas are fibrous and bitter and human cultivated bananas are too sugary and inaccessible to non-human primates.
So humans do eat the most bananas, more than any other organism
Bootlebat t1_j93ld8a wrote
fired
ddotcole t1_j93lay2 wrote
Reply to comment by NoFaithlessness5122 in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
I like to rock out with macaques out.
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toddpacker2468 t1_j93jkl9 wrote
Co-workers!
Bugtotes t1_j93je3q wrote
Sleep creep
Illustrious-Way638 t1_j93j47w wrote
Union
KaleidoscopeLow8084 t1_j93j0pu wrote
Unionized
dryphtyr t1_j93iwpo wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
But there was this one guy who ate a monkey, or a bat perhaps, and caused the entirety of human civilization to shut down for a couple years. Bananas can't do that
GhostDawg2018 t1_j93is89 wrote
Fire-Rescue Dispatcher
fadetoblack0870 t1_j93ip86 wrote
Management
Responsible-Pass7902 t1_j93wpco wrote
Reply to What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Government employees best work