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Halorym t1_j93ia7o wrote
A union?
Aggressive_Wasabi_65 t1_j93i3uy wrote
Reply to comment by mdf7g in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
I wish I had an award to give you for this one. Outstanding.
promano0811 t1_j93hcqy wrote
Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
Well, I have your test results. There were two findings.
What are they, Doctor?
First of all you have cancer.
What else did you find?
You also have Alzheimer's.
At least I don't have cancer.
OldElvis1 t1_j93h3qo wrote
Teamsters? Their logo is a horse which sleeps standing up
gnamp t1_j93h0q9 wrote
Reply to comment by Akrevics in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
It's better than pronouncing it Reecies. As if it rhymes with faeces.
Regular_Following_95 t1_j93gyr5 wrote
The storm trooper firing squad
kkitty44 t1_j93gvvm wrote
Reply to comment by IdontWannaGroUp in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
We had a breakfast club on Friday mornings after our morning meetings with the boss. Eventually we invited the boss to breakfast.
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Bromm18 t1_j93gfmo wrote
Reply to comment by Antique_Direction255 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
And I bet you can. Never said I wasn't of either generation.
LyricalJessieJames t1_j93fvav wrote
Tadra29 t1_j93ecrg wrote
Cops?
Valuable-Pay-5740 t1_j93e8w5 wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
The number of bananas eaten by humans is substantially larger than the number of bananas eaten by monkeys.
The joke makes no mention of the average consumption of an individual and refers to humans (approximately 8 billion) and monkeys (200,000). So each monkey would have to eat more bananas than 40,000 humans for the alternative to be true.
Not all monkeys eat bananas, e.g. the diet of a wild howler monkey is almost entirely comprised of leaves.
Humans eat a lot of bananas, India alone produced 29 million tonnes of bananas last year.
In my opinion, apart from these obviously unimportant shortcomings under pedantic analysis, its a good joke.
Antique_Direction255 t1_j93d8n4 wrote
Reply to comment by Darklancer02 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
That’s why I can out work him any day
Antique_Direction255 t1_j93d3y0 wrote
Reply to comment by Bromm18 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
I can out work you any day punk
Defiant-Use-2888 t1_j93d1oj wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
I just wanted to have macaque and eat it too....
NinjaFATkid t1_j93cuhc wrote
Railroad safty compliance officer
Borsti17 t1_j93cudw wrote
Reply to comment by Own-Chemistry-5552 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
The Got 'em-ment?
glassbowls t1_j93cghy wrote
Reply to comment by UBKUBK in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Nah that’s just banana georg
Vch3forever t1_j93ce02 wrote
Failure to Launch
Vch3forever t1_j93cbhs wrote
Dante’s Inferno
broxsie t1_j93carl wrote
Reply to comment by Gratefuldad3 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Very specific
Vch3forever t1_j93c9hp wrote
Nightmare on Elm Street
WTFOMGBBQLMAO t1_j93bpuw wrote
Prostitutes
Soft_Dust7446 t1_j93ijdg wrote
Reply to What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Whores