Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Jim6231 t1_j93aeaf wrote
Unemployed
Funny_Freedom7556 t1_j939iz0 wrote
i cannot even sleep well in my comfy bed, so i call them lucky sleepers
SaltyLightning99 t1_j9398v6 wrote
fired
Dizz2K7 t1_j938jbh wrote
Reply to comment by OPs_Real_Father in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Speak for yourself.
RustySalt1816141200 t1_j93812k wrote
Reply to comment by kindest_asshole in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Joke meets fact.
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MysticalEmpiricist t1_j937kgk wrote
Fired. 🤣
Bromm18 t1_j936is7 wrote
Reply to comment by Darklancer02 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
That's one group of words I can never remember, which is the correct one to use. Though sometimes I know I do it on purpose as a passive-aggressive way of annoying someone.
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j93564j wrote
Reply to comment by Maleficent_Alfalfa94 in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
Scarier when being chased by a vicious dog or shark chasing you on a bike. Very very scary folks ?
Grim-Avatar t1_j934y5a wrote
DMV employees …
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j934n0c wrote
Reply to comment by beautiful__demise in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
Maybe your dog stole some other kids bike and chased that kid down the street. There's nothing like the feeling of fear you'd feel while you're being chased down the street by a vicious dog baring it's teeth and barking and snarling as it chases you. What could be worse than that except a vicious man eating shark named Jaws. Scary folks very scary !
Zestyclose_Ad2224 t1_j9343dy wrote
Were they sleeping with each other on the job?
rascible t1_j933nsq wrote
The California Department of Transportation
pissinupwind t1_j932ot5 wrote
Reply to comment by mdf7g in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Hell yeah 😂😂😂
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j932fh0 wrote
Reply to comment by keenky86 in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
Wow there are a lot of comments about dead dogs and I thought I was being creative when I suggested hotdogs but there's a lot of comments about hotdogs on here. We'll great minds think alike and the rest of you did ok too. Later folks !
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j931gf2 wrote
Reply to comment by Reasonable_Cover_804 in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
There's no need to fear Underdog is here.
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j9313vg wrote
Reply to comment by fgyrghij in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
Hotdogs and Dogfish stay underwater for a long time. Later folks !
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beautiful__demise t1_j92y42q wrote
My ex-boss fired me because I lacked the necessary vision to stay in the company.
I don’t see why she said that.
Altruistic-Rip4364 t1_j92x4am wrote
Teamsters?
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j92wnhk wrote
Reply to comment by tim12s in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
So that's what calamari is!
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UBKUBK t1_j92vfbu wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
He didn't say per human or per monkey. There are a lot more humans than monkeys so probably true even without the wordplay.
Own-Chemistry-5552 t1_j92uurt wrote
Reply to comment by Disastrous_Call1705 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Got 'em
Ogfrebu83 t1_j93avyk wrote
Reply to comment by Zestyclose_Ad2224 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
That's within the bunch.