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IdontWannaGroUp t1_j92tdyq wrote
We had a group of 4-5 guys go to MacDonald’s every morning after they clocked in. We called them the breakfast club.
bluewolf9821 t1_j92tdr6 wrote
A meeting?
kRe4ture t1_j92qsof wrote
Reply to comment by beautiful__demise in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Fml I thought the dog was a Schizo and imagining the other animals…
Abides1948 t1_j92qlwu wrote
I've a specific team of 4 sales reps taking advantage of their narcolepsy to evade suspicion.
They're the Sleeper Sell.
FunnyGoNow t1_j92plij wrote
Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
Slightly Darker:
"Give me the bad news first, doc."
"You have an extremely aggressive brain disease, John, and you probably only have a few weeks to get your affairs in order."
"Holy hell. What's the good news?"
"You're not going to remember this conversation tomorrow."
Gratefuldad3 t1_j92pjrt wrote
State road department crew
bjbigplayer t1_j92ouob wrote
Ex employees if they don't take the initiative to seek help for a sleep disorder. (apnea, narcolepsy, whatever) We do try to help them but if they don't resolve it they can't keep on working.
fgyrghij t1_j92lowx wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Oh yea? Then you must know that monkeys eat more humans than bananas, mom!
PizzaXbox t1_j92kpp1 wrote
Sleepers
excessRavine45 t1_j92kjho wrote
Reply to Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale
Fuck that‘s dark.
slowpokes2 t1_j92kdgu wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
HIV will like to have a word
Razor_BLADEsmilE t1_j92jhjt wrote
Unemployed
CrazyCoKids t1_j92ivtn wrote
Valve's Game development team?
BevvyTime t1_j92iph0 wrote
Firemen
Silt99 t1_j92ihyu wrote
In Germany we call them "Beamte"
perspectivecheck2022 t1_j92hqpx wrote
FLINT
intheyard305 t1_j92hn2i wrote
Forest fire
A_Mirabeau_702 t1_j92hc6u wrote
Reply to comment by Akrevics in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
High-fiber coating, high-potassium center.
kindest_asshole t1_j92gsq6 wrote
US Congress
Disastrous_Call1705 t1_j92grxk wrote
The Government?
marklar00 t1_j92gibu wrote
Lockheed Martin assembly line.
Bromm18 t1_j92g0l9 wrote
Reply to comment by Darklancer02 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Far more likely to happen with the "boomers" given there age.
CopperRed3 t1_j92dbo3 wrote
NORAD 2 weeks ago?
Darklancer02 t1_j92d8hi wrote
Fired?
Gen Zers?
Darklancer02 t1_j92tw39 wrote
Reply to comment by Bromm18 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
*their
If you don't wanna get vibe-checked by your elders, it would do to pay attention to your spelling.