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masterofn0n3 t1_j919tr7 wrote
A dead one.
008batman t1_j919t9d wrote
A dead one
No-Sock7425 t1_j916sfx wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Laughed. Dad joke ninja
Blue112488 t1_j915x1p wrote
Dead dog
Carteeg_Struve t1_j915f4v wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
Though popular in Cantonese cuisine, it is not often to be found in Washington D.C.
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mdf7g t1_j914azf wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
There's no wrong way to eat a rhesus
Organikk_Polymerr t1_j914028 wrote
I tought shark, becouse in Croatia we translate sharks as ''Ocean dogs'' so it's a common joke in my homeland
BaldrickB t1_j910qbm wrote
A dead one.
Worxforme t1_j910nhc wrote
hyperion-68 t1_j910g4c wrote
A dead dog....
contyk t1_j910bo6 wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
You don't want to know.
Bugtotes t1_j90zrwi wrote
That’s exactly why brothas dont date midgets.
They don’t get down like that.
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ahmedhalmalik97 t1_j90vlqk wrote
Reservoir dogs
Fair-Button-1883 t1_j90v735 wrote
Reply to comment by kiti-tras in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
Should have taken that high😤
DeandaGe t1_j90tw8t wrote
A dead dog
dave1dmarx t1_j90qldv wrote
A dead one.
4redditobly t1_j90pqzd wrote
This made me smile. I am stealing this one!
Snoopcoop225 t1_j90jcqp wrote
Any dog really, it’s coming back up that some might struggle with.
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Reply to comment by AricBergren in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
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Full_Umpire_3724 t1_j90c1d6 wrote
Reply to comment by CHUSO4 in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
Surely has to be a down dog?
CHUSO4 t1_j90901p wrote
Updog
tim12s t1_j91bmjc wrote
Reply to comment by Worxforme in I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
If you want to eat monkey holes, that's on you.