If it wasnt empty when you dropped it you already have.

That got a laugh out of me

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That's great 🤣

Do u know where u are rn?

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First rule of vegan club

1 : tell everyone about vegan club

Shoot. That’s better. Kudos!

Had to look up former and am all the wiser for it.

Q: What’s the fastest way for a zombie to travel?

A: Plaaaaanes!

What did the foamer zombie say?

Trrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss

Yours made me laugh 😃. I guess it's because I know a few (highly annoying) vegans.

…… damn you. That’s better!

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Lmfaoo

Detective Dicks is working on a case where three victims have been murdered in similar ways.

The victims were all drowned in a bathtub of milk, but the first victim had some cornflakes added, the second victim's milk bath had rice crispies added, and the third was drowned in a bathtub of milk and cheerios.

This is a nightmare scenario for the detective, who has always been afraid that at some point in his career he might have to deal with a cereal killer.

Be careful you don’t get tunnel vision and run out of steam.

Sometimes investigations run out of steam.

I've been chasing the Knitting Needle Killer.

Police think he is following some sort of pattern.

This case could be the ticket to the transfer that you have been waiting for!

Keep it up, don’t get derailed.

My friend and I would like to teach you Pythagoras Theorem

It's just a number, what's the harm...?!?

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