Recent comments in /f/Jokes
No_Competition_6989 t1_j7xf9m9 wrote
I wish I knew every time I tried to foreplay they said "sir this is a golf course you can't do that here" 🤷‍♂️
luistorre5 t1_j7vufn5 wrote
So like just jacking off next to her bush?
EvilLordMittens t1_j7vptly wrote
So, sex would be bushwhack?
harshvibs13 t1_j7vlknb wrote
Jungle safari
AccomplishedSoup8794 t1_j7vh69o wrote
Trim
human_peeler t1_j7v1m7a wrote
Furplay
AnglerJared t1_j7uum2q wrote
Flossing.
[deleted] t1_j7un7qx wrote
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joculator t1_j7uaaqc wrote
Tickling the grizzly .
heidjuk t1_j7u7eqk wrote
Bobbing for tumbleweeds
Bugtotes t1_j6udtdf wrote
Stick to reading, your jokes are less than stellar.
RecoinVentures t1_j6tpdyq wrote
Reply to comment by Eli_Renfro in I finally got around to reading Stephen Hawkins’s last book. by porichoygupto
Well, I've heard of Stranger Things happening. :)
Eli_Renfro t1_j6tp2u4 wrote
It's Hawking, not Hawkins, you big dummy.
StoryProfessional593 t1_j6ta87n wrote
Reply to comment by greedydita in I finally got around to reading Stephen Hawkins’s last book. by porichoygupto
That’s what she said… :(
Waitsfornoone t1_j6t3yon wrote
... and other stuff, but I lost track.
Iowa_Dave t1_j6t399j wrote
Reply to comment by tjman1701 in I finally got around to reading Stephen Hawkins’s last book. by porichoygupto
It was still too heavy for me.
tjman1701 t1_j6t24mo wrote
Did you read his book about anti gravity? I couldn't put it down.....
greedydita t1_j6t0xej wrote
Took you way too long for something so brief.
cookerg t1_j6pk0iz wrote
Y? Should they?
worrallj t1_j6pjzci wrote
Despite not believing in god he did manage to chart other planes of existence.
jrdc2021 t1_j6pjz1x wrote
Reply to comment by Infinite-Outcome-591 in I'm surprised that so many jokes here are tagged NSFW. by vartha
Depends. On some videos Ive seen it probably means Non Stop Furious Wanking
bluestate1221 t1_j6pjvq6 wrote
Reply to Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit
Don’t say you suck dick. Sucseed.
JellyAny2052 t1_j6pjnw9 wrote
Reply to comment by og-lollercopter in Why did the chicken take LSD? by camster29
You fixed it
Glacierwolf55 t1_j6pjhd6 wrote
Reply to comment by weakgutteddog27 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
All this time I though rapist was plural for rapper.
BelloBoss t1_j7xzffq wrote
Reply to What do you call foreplay with a hairy woman? by Silly_Funker
Aaaaaaaaachhooooooo