Glacierwolf55 t1_j6pj70c wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:53 PM

Reply to comment by NobodyKnowsMeOutHere in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27

Jokes are only truly funny when told in your native language. Even then, only somewhat smart people get them. Not Rhodes Scholar smart, but more with it then the average bear.

Wha_She_Said_Is_Nuts t1_j6pj5mg wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:53 PM

Reply to A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the door is opened by a 12 year old, holding a glass of cognac and smoking a cigar by edfitz83

Read that one out to the room of family and got a great laugh.

Lazy_Struggle4939 t1_j6pj5it wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:53 PM

Reply to comment by jaw719 in Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit

She's an overachiever cuz all she do is suck seed

OneHumanPeOple t1_j6pj47w wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:53 PM

Reply to comment by emperortsy in Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit

Nothing, just two suckers cumiserating.

SilverBraids t1_j6pj0ln wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM

Reply to comment by Competitive-Ladder-3 in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake

You lucky, lucky bastard. Have a tropical drink, with toes in the sand for me, plz.

faisalmycorrhizal t1_j6piyfn wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM

Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27

Reminds me of Tobias Funke’s ANALRAPIST license plate

Glacierwolf55 t1_j6pixb8 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:51 PM

Reply to comment by Erik_Soop in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27

They might be after a few drinks.

WillemDafoesHugeCock t1_j6pipy1 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:50 PM

Reply to I'm surprised that so many jokes here are tagged NSFW. by vartha

I used to work as a legal aid for celibate homosexuals, but now IANAL.

noahspurrier t1_j6piayn wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:47 PM

Reply to comment by Adventurous-Comb927 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27

Your mother caught a lot of mine last night, Trebek.

[deleted] t1_j6pi6oy wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to My mate got fired from his job recently. by downlikealeadzepplin

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StetsonTuba8 t1_j6pi4ni wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to comment by NnyBees in I signed up for a singles program looking for love. by KeckyOK

Huh, just like my ex

Glacierwolf55 t1_j6pi37i wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987

Rhymes with orange.

tptasev t1_j6phxxe wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:45 PM

Reply to comment by HanMaBoogie in My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. by Fuzzie8

This comment deserves a thousand upvotes.

SuperUai t1_j6phulp wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:44 PM

Reply to comment by NotFoolishYet in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake

Oh, that reminds me of a teacher I had! After weeks of no show, one of our colleagues shows to class with arm broken and stiches in the face, the teacher asked jokingly as he always was, “Oh! You finally came back! What happened, dear? Fight with boyfriend?”, and she answered:

-No, we were going to the country, but he lost control of the car, we had an accident and he died.

It was absurdly weird after that. The teacher joker smile was transformed in a choke, you could see the invisible ninjas choking him and the imagination blades he was stabbing on himself. Hell, we could even read his mind, because we all were thinking the same thing “why did I open my mouth?”.

But today is a funny story.