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TaroAffectionate9417 t1_j6p9k19 wrote

Reply to Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit

It’s all good. Lol. I speak 3 languages. And can only tell jokes in one.

I tried once and had a bunch of drunk Germans looking at me like I was drunk. Which I was. But that didn’t help the joke.

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Waitsfornoone t1_j6p6oa7 wrote

Reply to Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit

I thought OP was heading for this old classic:

A man who has just died finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven. To his right he sees an attractive woman, and to his left is a ladder. The woman says, "Come with me through the gate and spend eternity with me, or climb the ladder to success." The man, always eager to get ahead in life, chooses to climb the ladder.
 
The man finds an even more beautiful woman standing in front of another gate. Next to her is another ladder. The woman says, "Come with me through the gate and all your fantasies will be granted, or climb the ladder to success." This time the man is tempted, but his greed takes over and he climbs the ladder higher.
 
He again encounters a woman. This woman, however; is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She says, "come with me and I will satisfy your deepest desires forever, or climb the ladder to success."

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The man can't believe his luck. He decides to take his chances and climbs the ladder. He comes to another gate. This time there is no woman waiting for him, but a fat, balding, sweaty man instead.
 
"Are you God?" the man asks. "No," the sweaty man replies. "I'm Cess."

H/T u/68024

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1k2evn/the_ladder_to_success/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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