Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Capital_Ad3544 t1_j6p06bf wrote
Find two holes in your shoe
[deleted] t1_j6p04z3 wrote
Reply to comment by CaptRackham in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
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Freireisender t1_j6ozs35 wrote
Imagine, you are the worm... stabbed in the apple, or eaten alive.
Illustrious-Race-617 t1_j6ozlmf wrote
Reply to comment by albatroopa in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
You are boldly assuming that it's always the same horse. I think neigh.
HotGambleMud t1_j6oze5h wrote
Losing your cock in a blender?
enderlord99 t1_j6oz9sj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Ewetootwo t1_j6oz6d9 wrote
Reply to comment by could_use_a_snack in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
I started out so stable and by the end of the joke dissolved in a paroxysm of incredulity at the beauty of the joke. It reminds me of a Norm McDonald. Classic, congratulations.
Kyron2000 t1_j6oyf7m wrote
Reply to comment by lokoston in The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987
No word play here, its playing on the fact that you'd expect some sort of word play or twist in words in order to get to that stage, but instead it's a lot more obvious than expected.
vartha t1_j6oy2aa wrote
Poor boy. So young and already has wrinkles.
Gragra37 t1_j6oy1cu wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
The horse is sticking to the script.
Gragra37 t1_j6oxx1h wrote
Reply to comment by albatroopa in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
What about 'I drink therefore I am' ?
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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j6oxcj8 wrote
Oh my god
Illustrious-Race-617 t1_j6ox9yb wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken join a cult? by th3nan0byt3
Now this is a valuable nugget
MIbeerGuy t1_j6ox8qv wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Many8872 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
r/wordavalanches
Edit. Added the s at the end.
ABrazilianNormalGuy t1_j6owzg6 wrote
Reply to comment by MeButNotMeToo in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Finding no holes in your Crocs.
Darklancer02 t1_j6owuky wrote
Reply to What do you call a castrated horse? by Animeking1108
A gelding?
The joke isn't as funny when there's a legitimate answer lol
Aldrakev t1_j6owqyu wrote
me made sure to sign the ball before he played so the aliens would know who gave them a ball.
yummi26 t1_j6owjte wrote
Finding a hole in your used condom.
[deleted] t1_j6ovmyy wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken join a cult? by th3nan0byt3
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Double75 t1_j6ov2vj wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Both of 'em!
redecided t1_j6oupt3 wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
I’ve got to ask you... about the Penis Mightier!
peppeerrr t1_j6ouj5l wrote
Reply to What do you call a castrated horse? by Animeking1108
If this hits the front page, there is no God..
Remorseful_User t1_j6ouhuf wrote
So using a butt cheek would be best...
in hindsight, which is 20/20.
Happy-Farm109 t1_j6p10v2 wrote
Reply to What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
What did the fish say when it hit the wall bam