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oxyghandi t1_j6orbnb wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Perfect setup for the punchline. A+
queenvie808 t1_j6or0lp wrote
Reply to comment by tblazertn in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Well, if this is about “L” then it’s probably she
weakgutteddog27 OP t1_j6oqzs9 wrote
Reply to comment by Isieis in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
He said “therapist bc the rapist was making rap music”
ProfessionalVolume93 t1_j6oqvb2 wrote
Every time I think I should go get a job I take two aspirin and have a lie down until the feeling goes away.
rattymcratface t1_j6oqv53 wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken take LSD? by camster29
chickens driving Cadillacs to Washington DC, ever since that fateful day I set my chickens free.
qqqqqqqqqq123477322 t1_j6oqi9h wrote
Reply to comment by SomeJerkAtWerk in Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit
McNutt is that you?
Random_puns t1_j6oq8jr wrote
Reply to I could have been a great pornstar... by trollie74
Didn't even need to click the NSFW flag... the whole joke is in the title
lucash7 t1_j6opsi4 wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Sorry, did you get lost on the way to the Antijoke sub?
Ok_Breakfast_5459 t1_j6opdrv wrote
Reply to comment by Aldrakev in Want to know what the definition of insanity is? by OoooohKay
Rice again? -Sun Tzu
jinnmagick t1_j6op5ik wrote
If the boot fits.
PuffedRabbit OP t1_j6op0e3 wrote
Reply to Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit
Y'all have sucseeded in notifying me about how shittily I worded this (or how shit my humor is...
Most likely both things)
That ? Shouldn't be there
Cowboy_Reaper t1_j6oovt2 wrote
They told the captain to get on the camel and go to town, but his definition of go to town was a little different.
SomeJerkAtWerk t1_j6oor0p wrote
Reply to comment by JRychley in Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit
Blew my mind.
BuxInSicks t1_j6oool1 wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
The analrapist
[deleted] t1_j6oonn5 wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken join a cult? by th3nan0byt3
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prankerjoker t1_j6ooe0b wrote
Reply to You ever hear the one about the Ancient Roman cannibal who devoured his wife? by shadowmollusk
Friends, Romans, lend me your ear.
TheKert t1_j6oo93x wrote
Reply to Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit
If you swallow the cum before you speak maybe the joke will make sense?
-Nsb127916_ t1_j6oo0zb wrote
Discovering there’s a hole in your shoe while your foots trapped in a train track. Idk. Cancer. Aids. Blue waffle? Those are all far worse than a hole in your shoe
csonny2 t1_j6ont06 wrote
Reply to comment by Gogo726 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
"I jusht thought of shome more foreign girlsh I shnobbed"
"That's Foreign Flicks"
Legitimate-Hair t1_j6onqw8 wrote
Reply to comment by StatusBuddy8490 in Want to know what the definition of insanity is? by OoooohKay
No. That's practicing.
iampurechaos t1_j6onlzv wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
im confused
passerby_90 t1_j6ondic wrote
Reply to comment by G_Affect in What do you call a cat with no tail? by rmf1989
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HuckFinns_dad t1_j6oncqe wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
“I hate my mother-in-law.” Said the cannibal. “We’ll then just eat your noodles.” His wife replied.
Aldrakev t1_j6on1ox wrote
Reply to comment by DarkEnergy27 in Want to know what the definition of insanity is? by OoooohKay
“stop inaccurately quoting me” - Sun Tzu
Adventurous-Comb927 t1_j6orda2 wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Many8872 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
I catch seamen