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albatroopa t1_j6omj3r wrote

Reply to comment by JCSmootherThanJB in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "hey, don't you think you might be an alcoholic, with all the bars you frequent?"

The horse says "I think not!" And disappears in a cloud of smoke.

Now, if you know anything about philosophy, you'll be laughing, because of the saying 'Cogito ergo sum.'

I could have explained that before the joke, but it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

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WhollyEntrench t1_j6oloqe wrote

Reply to Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit

A guy applies for a job at the L.A.P.D

Inspector says ‟These are the best qualifications I’ve ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit.”

Guy replies ‟Why the rabbit?”

Inspector says ‟Fantastic attitude, you have got the job!”

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GrumpyCatStevens t1_j6okt2z wrote

Reply to A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer!"

The bartender replies, "This bar doesn't serve beer to bears."

The bear says, "C'mon, just this one time."

The bartender again replies, "This bar doesn't serve beer to bears."

The bear then walks over to a woman sitting at the bar, kills her, and eats half her body. He then says to the bartender once more, "Give me a fucking beer!"

The bartender calmly answers, "This bar doesn't serve beer to bears who do drugs."

"What??" says the bear.

The bartender replies, "That was a bar bitch you ate."

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