ROFL good one!!

Hot Pocket! (Jim Gaffigan singing voice)

It’s just not a very funny joke. The joke is basically just an attempt to exploit the fact that the word “therapist” contains the word “rapist”, which isn’t an original observation and other jokes do it much better and even they aren’t particularly funny.

“A the-rapist” still kinda works if “the” is the title (though a little awkwardly). I’m not overly defending how it’s presented or how funny it is though so you could probably find better ways to present the joke itself. Merely trying to mention that it’s not based on sounds, so as long as you can read English, you should be able to understand the joke.

That said, it could’ve been a number of issues:

• autocorrect adding an article to an incorrect place

• general screwup of the presentation

Etc

Because he's the only one that crosses the line

After finally reaching my destination, I look back at the haphazard tracks in the snow, marking my arduous journey, and I realize it was not worth it.

Unless Kink shaming is your thing. Then it's okay.

For years now I've been an unemployed leather worker.

I've got nothing to hide.

Why do they only have it once a year, not every day? Would make much more sense.

Haha nice one

Not always; it depends on the shared circumstances.

To break on through to the other side.

The analrapist. A combination of analyst and therapist

Ok

Exactly

Bob.

I heard this as the Roman with the pubic hair in his mouth.

Or, the famous roman Cunnilingus.

Sounds like what has been going on in Russia for the last decades.

So shouldn't the joke be phrased "A rapist and therapist...." instead of "A rapist and a therapist...." I didn't get the joke and thought that was the funny bit. If I'm still not getting it, can you explain?

Best version

Note THAT'S funny!

There was a man who was puzzled by a whistling noise he heard every time he was having sex with a woman. One day while it was happening he called a friend and held the phone close to their private parts. Do you hear that? he asked. Isn’t that really weird? His friend just snorted it off as nothing special. Just sounds like some c*nt whistling to me.

"I never said that". -Albert Einstein

Thank you u/JimDixon for the tag, although I have no idea why I didn't get a notification for it until now. That suddenly makes a lot of sense.

Auschwitz’s