Recent comments in /f/Jokes
withoutaaim t1_j6nypsr wrote
Reply to comment by MinFootspace in I'm surprised that so many jokes here are tagged NSFW. by vartha
Joke about gym it's in my profile
DarkEnergy27 t1_j6nynwt wrote
"That quote was bullshit." -Sun Tzu
MinFootspace t1_j6nyj75 wrote
Reply to comment by withoutaaim in I'm surprised that so many jokes here are tagged NSFW. by vartha
Your joke or your job?
withoutaaim t1_j6nxq0o wrote
My one got deleted
gbarrosn t1_j6nxoao wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
The_rapist
niamulsmh t1_j6nxgcp wrote
Reply to Why did the scarecrow win an award? by metalstone02
Somebody give this guy an award
Leftygoleft999 t1_j6nxdwj wrote
Chuck Norris averaged 5 hits a game before he even left the dugout
Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_j6nx0x8 wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Marinade
RevolutionaryAd94 t1_j6nwx51 wrote
Chuck Norris won Rookie of the Year. 3 consecutive seasons.
Simbel09 t1_j6nwqw4 wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Am I the only one in the comments who actually liked the joke?
NotFoolishYet t1_j6nwn5a wrote
Reply to comment by JCSmootherThanJB in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
I like this version: Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey!, why the long face?"
The horse responds, "My wife just died."
distorted_allergy446 t1_j6nvvcc wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
But I overcame it finally, and now we're on good terms again—or should I say eye terms?
MattStrasser t1_j6nvp60 wrote
Reply to comment by Badass-19 in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009
But isn't a bot capable of basic maths? Would a question that only a human could answer be better? Like ask "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Or perhaps some obscure reference to an old movie?
Isieis t1_j6nvi08 wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Don’t get it?
Isieis t1_j6nvgon wrote
Reply to comment by weakgutteddog27 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
What did he say?
OoooohKay OP t1_j6nv4ju wrote
Reply to comment by Specific_Tap7296 in Want to know what the definition of insanity is? by OoooohKay
Could be. Just pointing out the irony. It was a funny response
OnlyMortal666 t1_j6nuq1b wrote
It hit him in the back of the head while he was still at the home base.
NetDork t1_j6nuk1y wrote
Reply to comment by prettykitty1973 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Failing to invent one has been my greatest regret.
OldSamVimes t1_j6nu2js wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Cannibal jokes always leave a bad taste in my mouth, just like their dinner parties.
Downtown-Custard5346 t1_j6ntvp9 wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Well, if I wasn't going to hell before, I am now.. found this way funnier than I think I should've lol
beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6ntb1b wrote
Reply to comment by lilamilasoho in What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Glad I could make you laugh :)
beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6nt9ob wrote
Reply to comment by thomask1989 in What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
That could work too 😁
[deleted] t1_j6nt7nc wrote
Reply to Why did the scarecrow win an award? by metalstone02
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ravnsulter t1_j6nt4rn wrote
Reply to Why did the scarecrow win an award? by metalstone02
I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow!
bigredcar t1_j6nyqa0 wrote
Reply to comment by Lodju in What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
SNL did a "Placenta Helper" skit way way back.