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lilamilasoho t1_j6nsn11 wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Ohhhh NOOO!!
Laughed way too hard at this.
thomask1989 t1_j6nsijn wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
A greenhouse seems more accurate
Nanoro615 t1_j6ns98s wrote
Reply to comment by Creatic87 in Chuck Norris hit the longest home run in MLB history by Zylstra_Logan
He tried to crack one open with the boys once... We call the location of this momentous event, "The Grand Canyon".
endlessZenga t1_j6ns8nd wrote
Reply to comment by mtb8404 in Why did the scarecrow win an award? by metalstone02
Udder destruction???
Specific_Tap7296 t1_j6nrwl9 wrote
Reply to comment by OoooohKay in Want to know what the definition of insanity is? by OoooohKay
It's all relative though, innit
Dirtyspaceman69 t1_j6nrvea wrote
Half a worm, still alive, laughing at you
mtb8404 t1_j6nrpwu wrote
Reply to Why did the scarecrow win an award? by metalstone02
what do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
utter destruction
sorry. ^2
Luke_low t1_j6nrdqq wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Waiting for a baby to be born, so that they can eat it?
jasonvoorheeheehee t1_j6nr5pc wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in What part of a vegetable cant you eat? by LFC_Myersmad_316
Invite please!
[deleted] t1_j6nqyrm wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
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DorkusDeluxus t1_j6nqxv1 wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
r/Unclejokes
schmidie08 t1_j6nqwv8 wrote
Reply to Why did the scarecrow win an award? by metalstone02
They took a straw poll.
fedeancona t1_j6nqwlo wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
If she has triplets it would be the Wendy’s 4 for 4
Zomgsolame t1_j6nqu9u wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Ask the therapist analyst.
Badass-19 t1_j6nqroo wrote
Reply to comment by MattStrasser in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009
Ikr, but they did pass the human ultimate maths test (2+2). It seemed kinda sus
Dr_Strange_Love_ t1_j6nqof3 wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Psycho the rapist
adamsharon t1_j6nqkti wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Many8872 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Happy Cake Day!
[deleted] t1_j6nqepn wrote
Reply to comment by Representative_Still in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
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beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6npwtk wrote
Reply to comment by Lodju in What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
yummy 😋
MattStrasser t1_j6npj57 wrote
Reply to comment by Badass-19 in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009
I'm not convinced, not even a little, all comments are "funny" or "I use this joke"... several 19hrs ago... 🤨🤔
desantisjmd t1_j6npijc wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Aaaaaaaand I am going to hell for laughing at this
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6npii8 wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalEmpress in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
One thing I know for sure is that Gene hated the (far more accurate) 2005 version. Which is a second adaptation of the book and not a "remake" as some people like to call it.
philomath_sam t1_j6np8ww wrote
Reply to Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other to stay for another drink by Joel22222
Lesson learnt, thanks bro 🤘
justabill71 t1_j6nt0un wrote
Reply to comment by Lodju in What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
Perhaps with polenta.