Two holes.

Finding two holes in your shoe.

Objectively worse as every shoe already has 1 hole.

Yes explaining a joke makes it less funny. I didn’t say it was a funny joke. But I did say that because you are misunderstanding how this joke isn’t relying on a joke being known before hand or sounds because of some meta joke commentary. At some point a joke has to be based on something. Whether it’s a misunderstanding or not.

Lmaoooo

Noticing that it has balls.

My previous statement about explaining a joke stands.

I heard it as a D&D joke

My warrior's weapon of choice is a frying pan, he says it's his spell focus. He goes around hitting people in the head with it, yelling "Cast iron!"

A Englishman, a Irishman, and a Scotsman sit down at the bar and order a beer. The barkeep sets a draft in front of each and three flies land, one sitting atop each pint.

The Englishman sees the fly, pushes away the glass, and says "I can't drink this, it's been contaminated."

The Irishman flicks the fly off the top of his beer and drinks half the pint in one swallow.

The Scotsman picks up the fly from his beer and shouts at it, "Spit it out, spit it out you bastard!"

They all have delusions of grandeur??

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6ez4xp/buddy_hackett_elephant_trunk_joke/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

It kinda relies more on english spelling than sounds.

A-rapist vs The-rapist.

So the implication is that they’re the same because of how they’re both rapists. They don’t actually sound the same when spoken out loud.

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That's not not what your mother said last night, Alex! Ha ha ha ha!

A bit like the James May joke

What's worse to step on in the middle of the night than a lego brick?

A landmine.

What's worse than a hole in your shirt? A shirt in your hole.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

--Albert Einstein, 1893

Gonna try to start a campfire with my penis now

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Found it funny too, hence shared

There was a kid in my middle school who said that all the time!

Along with a few other choice phrases about screen doors on submarines, old as Moses’ toes but twice as corny, etc. blast from the past!

So this joke, which is shared with a worldwide audience who may not be aware of the joke you are referencing, relies on knowing how another joke sounds?

Why did JS Bach have 23 kids? He didn’t have any stops on his organ.

These both have to be ancient (venerable?). I bet they were making the rounds hundreds of years ago.

Psycho, the rapist psychotherapist.

I believe you are referring Ed Sheerans "deepanalbumparty" pizza offer?

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