Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Far_One_8821 t1_j6n8soh wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
This reminds me of the brothers grimby scene where he read therapist as the rapist.
woistmeinkopf_1 t1_j6n8obg wrote
Reply to comment by El_dorado_au in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009
I'd have thought that a donkey would be more in line with today's beauty standards. It's all about that ass
paulg1440 t1_j6n8c90 wrote
Not finding a hole in your shoe. How would you get it on your foot?
Normal-Ad6528 t1_j6n855j wrote
You poor guys! I was USAF and a fighter pilot. I could be in Rome in a little over 2 hours with my F-15E and drop tanks.........
The camels are prettier there.
jwrice t1_j6n77h2 wrote
Reply to comment by Gogo726 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Who ish Dolly Parton?
jwrice t1_j6n741h wrote
Reply to comment by Representative_Still in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
You're sitting on a goldmine, laddy.
JimDixon t1_j6n6gqo wrote
Reply to comment by Shang-Chi_Chat-Noir in People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots
It suddenly dawned on me. OP is referring to the swastika. OP apparently thinks the swastika is a symbol of Buddhism (although actually it's also used by Hindus, Jains, and others to mean various things). It's also a Nazi symbol, but the Nazis depict the swastika rotated 45 degrees compared to when it is used as a religious symbol. So OP is saying he's a Nazi. And that's why the joke was removed.
/u/1ns0mn1a had it right. /r/GaryV83, read this.
OriginalEmpress t1_j6n5ad9 wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
I know, and I hate that because Gene Wilder is such an incredible actor, I've always wondered if Roald hating the movie made him sad at all.
Phenelle1857 t1_j6n53f7 wrote
Reply to comment by ambermage in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
That's what I was about to reply.
mikeyshub t1_j6n4dzv wrote
Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple ? Getting a blue screen in your Windows.
lemoinem t1_j6n4bd8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009
Exactly what a bot would say...
mikeyshub t1_j6n4ayv wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
We all did...
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6n44ar wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalEmpress in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
There are so many differences from the book to the movie that Roald Dahl openly hated the latter.
OriginalEmpress t1_j6n3x07 wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
Agreed! I grew up reading the original printing, so the movie confused me as a kid. I didn't realize until I researched it as an adult that they'd changed them twice, once into the hippies for the book, then into the orange guys for the movie.
[deleted] t1_j6n2x36 wrote
Reply to A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
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IAMSOTIREDOFADS t1_j6n1kkn wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Many8872 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
happy cake day bud
IAMSOTIREDOFADS t1_j6n1jh5 wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
this took me five minutes
NobodyKnowsMeOutHere t1_j6n1dnm wrote
Reply to comment by weakgutteddog27 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Where is the humor?
NobodyKnowsMeOutHere t1_j6n0xtt wrote
Reply to comment by WhiskerTwitch in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Aaaah yes, if you have to explain a joke then you didn’t tell it right.
low-hanging_fruit_ t1_j6n0r2c wrote
Reply to comment by Mustang-Mind888 in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
don't feel bad. i didn't get it either.
Ravenwight t1_j6n0pt2 wrote
Finding an apple in your worm
Big_Entry_5440 t1_j6n0h78 wrote
Reply to comment by Legitimate-Hair in Want to know what the definition of insanity is? by OoooohKay
Because he actually said that he never said that.
mycomikael t1_j6n09gl wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
The, the rapist, said the stuttering judge. . .
RibaldPancake OP t1_j6mygyo wrote
Reply to comment by JCSmootherThanJB in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Since a horse can't read or speak, it's lucky it walked into a bar and not a glue factory.
[deleted] t1_j6n8w5s wrote
Reply to comment by noahspurrier in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
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