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kindest_asshole OP t1_j6mx5e9 wrote
Reply to comment by Moosemuncher67 in What’s better than roses on your piano? by kindest_asshole
-YAWN-
Moosemuncher67 t1_j6mwzu2 wrote
Reply to comment by kindest_asshole in What’s better than roses on your piano? by kindest_asshole
And I’ll leave this out of your wife
MayIsDaWay t1_j6mw8fj wrote
Reply to comment by noahspurrier in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
my lawyer has advised me to not finish this thread
TVcasualty42 t1_j6mvtle wrote
It should be what do they have in common…
JCSmootherThanJB t1_j6mvjbq wrote
Reply to A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey!, why the long face?"
The horse clearly doesn't speak any English and proceeds to take a huge dump on the floor and leave, because... Horse
JCSmootherThanJB t1_j6mva9h wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Yikes
RibaldPancake OP t1_j6muqn8 wrote
Reply to comment by SulkilyProvide726 in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Tequila will do that to you...
OldPlate9375 t1_j6muptn wrote
Reply to comment by Max-Carnage1927 in Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other to stay for another drink by Joel22222
you're not wrong, it's been around for a while.
hairybogwoppit t1_j6mumgm wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
The Lawyer
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6mujgy wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalEmpress in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
Oh... I know what you're referring to.
Honestly, everything is better with the r*cism removed.
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j6muiwy wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Well done!!
SulkilyProvide726 t1_j6mu8vx wrote
Reply to A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Guy on the barstool next to the bear says, ‟HOLY SHIT A TALKIN BEAR!”
TogetherForeshow t1_j6mu4uq wrote
Reply to A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
That was almost unbearable.
ArcTan_Pete OP t1_j6mu2a2 wrote
Reply to comment by Enderbraska_CZ in I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
"We live in a democratic states where there is freedom of speech"
well, that may be true (for you) - and no one is going to drag you off to prison for giving your opinion - but freedom of speech doesn't mean you HAVE to give your opinion - as you will learn (hopefully) when you grow up.
and it doesn't mean freedom from consequences - such as me saying you are an immature moron who doesn't understand that other people may have a different idea of what is humorous and what is not
RibaldPancake OP t1_j6mtfpy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
OK, but he ordered a rum and coke, not a beer...
berkeleyjake t1_j6mt6b2 wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
The penis mightier
ComfortableOk3700 t1_j6mt66r wrote
Having no shoe
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j6mt5og wrote
Any kind of jokes are allowed, both on Reddit and IRL, but handicapped people jokes are really very very low on the totem pole IMHO.
[deleted] t1_j6mt2ys wrote
Reply to A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
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worrallj t1_j6msp2v wrote
Reply to comment by cell689 in What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? by [deleted]
Not from a jed-... Wait damnit
cell689 t1_j6mslac wrote
Reply to comment by worrallj in What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? by [deleted]
Can you teach me this power?
worrallj t1_j6msi0l wrote
Reply to comment by cell689 in What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? by [deleted]
You must learn to spot the troll, young padawan
[deleted] OP t1_j6ms4gx wrote
Reply to comment by Harrison_w1fe in What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? by [deleted]
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absentlySlip732 t1_j6ms2hv wrote
See you in hell
Wallfacer218 t1_j6mxix6 wrote
Reply to A prostitute asks another prostitute, “Do you smoke when you finish?” by GrooveMonkeyPimp
"No. I use lubricant."