Recent comments in /f/Jokes
cell689 t1_j6mrpvv wrote
Reply to comment by Harrison_w1fe in What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? by [deleted]
Well, it's a joke
thatwasacrapname123 t1_j6mref0 wrote
Reply to comment by Representative_Still in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Anal bum cover.
AnnoyingCrow998 t1_j6mrax4 wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
What's worse than finding a quarter of a worm in your apple?
Finding a mine thats activated in your apple.
doublePrint54 t1_j6mqvwb wrote
They probably can not stand...jokes like this
Woody_L t1_j6mqicw wrote
Reply to comment by PostpostshoegazeLUVR in A man walks into a bar … by sfrogerfun
Damn, that's one of the most brilliant things I've ever read! Thanks for sharing that!
El_dorado_au t1_j6mqexh wrote
You know obesity is a growing problem when the original version of the joke involved a donkey.
wharvey1983 t1_j6mqeds wrote
The apple is being sniffed by Biden
QuirkyParakeet367 t1_j6mqdkx wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Hey, that comes from the 2007 film "Rabbit without ears"
Harrison_w1fe t1_j6mq6mm wrote
This is super ableist. I think winning a gold medal of any kind beats walking.
AdReady1809 t1_j6mq4qd wrote
Finding the hole while in a urinal
Merlins_Owl OP t1_j6mpxfl wrote
Reply to comment by Mihu_Jwang in What’s worse than finding a worm in your Apple? by Merlins_Owl
I’ll concede your point but I won’t give an inch more, lol
OoooohKay OP t1_j6mpt2l wrote
Reply to comment by Zadok47 in Want to know what the definition of insanity is? by OoooohKay
Saying this on an original post is a little less than on the nose tho right?
Zadok47 t1_j6mpo8w wrote
Akshully, the definition of insanity is reading r/jokes thinking you'll read something original.
Old-Radio9022 t1_j6mplik wrote
Reply to comment by mighty-drive in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Came here looking for this comment, have my upvote.
Legitimate-Hair t1_j6mpcmx wrote
How do you know what Einstein never said?
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_j6mocda wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
I came here to say Gay.I, lol
prettykitty1973 t1_j6mnxji wrote
Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Anal bum cover
devil89_3 t1_j6mntn4 wrote
Reply to comment by TheRitalinCommando in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Lol same exact thing happened with us too. We are travelling by car and I burst out laughing like a maniac.
TomArday t1_j6mmr0q wrote
Reply to comment by Representative_Still in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
What does this mean?
yummi26 t1_j6mm210 wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
Well, in that case, give me the entire plate too.
Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j6ml2mo wrote
Reply to comment by srnic1987 in The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987
If you're not Danish... His English skills are limited and he's pretty dyslexic.
Christian Fuhlendorff.
srnic1987 OP t1_j6mk7zs wrote
Reply to comment by Adorable_Challenge37 in The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987
Haha, that's excellent. I'd be an easy audience.
aggressive_celery_ t1_j6mjyw0 wrote
Reply to comment by Filberrt in I brought my wife coffee in bed this morning. She got excited, hot and wet. by Filberrt
Our coffee
Enderbraska_CZ t1_j6mjsm7 wrote
Reply to comment by ArcTan_Pete in I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
Truly, if it's not a dark humor joke, it's okay someone finds it unfunny, but the classic joke should have a little bit of fun in it for everyone. In r/Jokes are many types of jokes that are so boring that even rats can make better jokes that that. And for that free to pass, we live in a democratic states where is freedom of speech, so if i want to share my opinion, i will do it.
dakblaster t1_j6mrsbr wrote
Reply to What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Gay I