thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mjgie wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:43 AM

Reply to comment by Deitaphobia in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood

Yes, I actually do. In fact, we actually have knowledge and research revealing many things that people just assume they already know the answer to. It's amazing sometimes how consistently wrong people are.

thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mjck0 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:41 AM

Reply to comment by harabanaz in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood

No. Don't lower thieves to that level.

thereaverofdarkness t1_j6min5n wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:33 AM

Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee

I wring mine out while I'm pissing.

thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mih5m wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:31 AM

Reply to comment by waytothestriker in A newly married couple by comcphee

Please don't commend or encourage self-harming behavior.

waytoostoned78 t1_j6mha8n wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:16 AM

Reply to What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus

No shoes

Clue_Loose t1_j6mh6ro wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:15 AM

Reply to What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588

If you buff a loe wear a condom

wednesdaytwelve t1_j6mh2qq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:14 AM

Reply to The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987

r/antijokes

Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j6mh0gy wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:13 AM

Reply to The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987

I've heard a Danish comedian using this exact joke as a gauge. If you like it, he'll make you laugh, if you love it, he'll make you rofl, if you hate it, he's gonna have a tough day.

jaffa3811 t1_j6mgsiy wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:10 AM

Reply to comment by Max-Carnage1927 in Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other to stay for another drink by Joel22222

yeah, and he left out the best bit, the 2nd man is giving advice. frames it much better imo

yousmellandidont t1_j6mgqih wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:09 AM

Reply to comment by yousmellandidont in Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

Can't think of anything worse than having to repeat the same day over again

InnerProp t1_j6mgk9i wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:07 AM

Reply to comment by jon-chin in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

Ocsar Wilde?

Bugtotes t1_j6mgdmq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:05 AM

Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27

OP went to jail. Charged with wasting our fkn time.

Irate_Alligate1 t1_j6mg8t9 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:03 AM

Reply to The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987

Orange you glad he didn't say banana

No_Policy_146 t1_j6mg7jr wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:02 AM

Reply to comment by DigNitty in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196

I don’t know what could make this story any wurst.

thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfw1w wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:58 AM

Reply to What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus

Finding half of a hole in your shoe?

lokoston t1_j6mfuq6 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:58 AM

Reply to The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987

Wait, what?

thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfmgn wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:55 AM

Reply to comment by capriciousFutility in Why are bacteria so bad at math? by Fuzzie8

I think they are making a reference to a highly upvoted joke image in which it had a chessboard which was allegedly representative of the USA and Britain. One side was missing its queen, and the other side was missing both rooks. A lot of people didn't get the joke.