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nxtoginstant t1_j6mc1b3 wrote
Reply to Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other to stay for another drink by Joel22222
so who was his grillfriend
thrwaway9932 t1_j6mbpul wrote
Reply to comment by yonimh in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Getting stabbed and dying coz you couldn't get medical care in time...
Shang-Chi_Chat-Noir t1_j6mbhlg wrote
Reply to comment by GaryV83 in People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots
I’m no expert but using my gcse RE… the Buddhist symbol is an 8 spoked wheel because they follow the eightfold path. (Right views, intention, speech, action, livelihood, effort, mindfulness, and concentration).
360 degree circle \ 8 = 45 degrees
ArcTan_Pete OP t1_j6mbd9r wrote
Reply to comment by Enderbraska_CZ in I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies in the process"
"A little bird told me" Is a common expression in the UK (and, I think, in Canada and the USA). It means that someone has told you something - usually something confidential/that you were not supposed to know - and you chose to keep their identity a secret.
Of course, if you really thought that a real 'little bird' was talking to you, and giving you confidential information, then it could be a sign that you were hallucinating
It is a pun - a play on words or phrases that have may have two, or more, different meaning.
as it is a pun, then - by definition - it is a joke.
If you dont like it, or - more likely - if you dont understand it, then you are free to pass it by without making a comment.
I admit, I have done so with many jokes on this sub. But - something you may learn when you grow up - not everything in life, is made for your personal enjoyment
noahspurrier t1_j6mbcdy wrote
Reply to comment by Representative_Still in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
I’d like to solve the puzzle.
thrwaway9932 t1_j6masit wrote
Finding a virus in your Apple device
EpikDude69420 t1_j6mart4 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
Have my upvote and fuck off
Max-Carnage1927 t1_j6maqlo wrote
Reply to Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other to stay for another drink by Joel22222
This joke is older than me...and that's seriously old.
MemerTotalus t1_j6mao7w wrote
Finding a worm in your stomach
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Reply to comment by upmed2006 in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
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ScrollWhellGuy t1_j6ma2r3 wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Many8872 in A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
Happy cock day
sniptwister t1_j6m9ii4 wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
or GAI
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Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
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Reply to I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
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Bugtotes t1_j6m90xa wrote
Reply to Why are bacteria so bad at math? by Fuzzie8
Chlamydia is bad at everything
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Reply to A man walks into a bar … by sfrogerfun
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Reply to A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail? by weakgutteddog27
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Reply to Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other to stay for another drink by Joel22222
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Bugtotes t1_j6m8u8a wrote
Still the holocaust
AB1186 t1_j6m8ph1 wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bugtotes t1_j6m8fa7 wrote
Finding an apple in your worm
Bugtotes t1_j6m877z wrote
Bc the whole place only has one fkn light
redwolf8402 t1_j6m7elz wrote
Well done...lamely...heres your upvote
stack_nats t1_j6mc1sv wrote
Reply to What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
I thought it might be GAY-I