Slow-Doughnut-6535 t1_j6lubil wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:08 AM

Reply to What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus

Finding you have no feet...

FanDorph t1_j6lu6v1 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:06 AM

Reply to comment by Filberrt in I brought my wife coffee in bed this morning. She got excited, hot and wet. by Filberrt

Na you good, I did that to your wife before you got there.

P0TAT0_FORTRESS t1_j6lu4wb wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:06 AM

Reply to What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? by JorReno

Fliiiipendo

Slow-Doughnut-6535 t1_j6ltycd wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:03 AM

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Crabs on your organ...

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[deleted] t1_j6ltrq0 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:01 AM

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Top-System-8772 t1_j6ltevb wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:57 AM

Reply to comment by Victorcharlie1 in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009

Wtf are you talking about?

Victorcharlie1 t1_j6ltbyw wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:57 AM

Reply to comment by Top-System-8772 in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009

Your wearing gold braid or something?

[deleted] t1_j6lt9xh wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:56 AM

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Top-System-8772 t1_j6lt92k wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:56 AM

Reply to comment by Victorcharlie1 in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009

Yes, never had to sign shit, just got in and drove to the chow hall and didn’t have to tell anyone.

[deleted] t1_j6lt7ra wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:55 AM

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[deleted] t1_j6lt6ef wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:55 AM

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Mihu_Jwang t1_j6lt53h wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:54 AM

Reply to What’s worse than finding a worm in your Apple? by Merlins_Owl

>What’s worse than finding a worm in your Apple?

Your joke.

[deleted] t1_j6lt0mf wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:53 AM

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FluidPomegranate8967 t1_j6lsvw6 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:52 AM

Reply to What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus

dont kinkshame

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[deleted] t1_j6lstj1 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:51 AM

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Victorcharlie1 t1_j6lst7w wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:51 AM

Reply to comment by Top-System-8772 in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009

You ever tried to take a vehicle from the motor pool without signing in triplicate for everything including the reason you need it

[deleted] t1_j6lsroq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:51 AM

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Bipedal_Warlock t1_j6lso06 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:49 AM

Reply to comment by DigNitty in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196

Kind of fucked up she walked in on him. Saw his “dick” then told others about what it looked like.

She totally wanted to see something

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upmed2006 t1_j6lsk0p wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:48 AM

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Holocaust

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