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Top-System-8772 t1_j6lsdvl wrote
Why would you ride a camel to the brothel if you can just drive a humvee?
egglighting t1_j6ls8gz wrote
Reply to comment by sameupright360 in Why did the atheist struggle to learn algebra? by 4bdnfruit
11x = 9
gloveman5 t1_j6ls0sk wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
That is an old Buddy Hackett joke. (Did I spell his name right?)
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Reply to comment by Piss3dMofo in Why are bacteria so bad at math? by Fuzzie8
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Filberrt OP t1_j6lrcxy wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I brought my wife coffee in bed this morning. She got excited, hot and wet. by Filberrt
Her coffee
OnlyAngelRebel t1_j6lr0yq wrote
Employement options.
Obito_07_ t1_j6lqmwa wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Bro can eat with two mouths
UrDaddyNEB t1_j6lqb90 wrote
Reply to comment by veneno11 in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
If i was a teacher and my student said his/her dad ate their homework id automatically believe them bc “the dog ate my work,” excuse is too common. Like what kid what trash his or her dads public image by saying he ate their schoolwork without it being true.
IslayTzash t1_j6lpn70 wrote
Reply to comment by passivearl in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
It was a capital H in the story … maybe descended from the Hung dynasty.
Expensive_Grade_1068 t1_j6loleh wrote
Worm in your ass
sameupright360 t1_j6loisn wrote
Also, the teachers were militant mathematicians and members of Al-Gehbra.
pjdueck t1_j6lohky wrote
Reply to comment by Oheligud in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
So you find a half-worm in your apple and then you’re stabbed? Why take two hits?
Unless, of course, you meant that you’d rather have a half-worm THAN get stabbed… 🤔
bd25657 t1_j6loefg wrote
Take good care of my upvote
BeenThere11 t1_j6lo6ti wrote
Chat lgbt
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RSwordsman t1_j6lnp4j wrote
But he eventually found faith when he saw the first question on the test and went, "Oh God."
[deleted] t1_j6lnod3 wrote
Reply to Why are bacteria so bad at math? by Fuzzie8
Maybe they always use numbers between 0 and 1 in their denominator ?
Crazy_Activity1948 t1_j6lnm9f wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
Hav-arrrrrrrrrr-ti.
tblazertn t1_j6ln9il wrote
Reply to comment by Bugtotes in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
He’s a real master debater!
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_j6ln7vq wrote
Reply to comment by unknowner1 in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Your geography scares me...
unknowner1 t1_j6lmydn wrote
Reply to comment by MansfromDaVinci in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Or finding the girl of your dreams in the arms of some Scotsmen from Hull
NobodysList t1_j6lmut3 wrote
Finding one in your banana ......
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Reply to Why are bacteria so bad at math? by Fuzzie8
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unknowner1 t1_j6lmqye wrote
Reply to comment by Dog_nappers_hun_x in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Or finding the girl of your dreams in the arms of some Scotsmen from Hull
capriciousFutility t1_j6lseu8 wrote
Reply to comment by Piss3dMofo in Why are bacteria so bad at math? by Fuzzie8
Huh?